Joseph Burite

Author & Reporter-at-large, AI trainer.

[Joseph Burite @JosephBurite]

Hey guys. The universe has elevated us to being Book Authors now. Just UGX 10K and you enjoy this thriller set in Kenya. You're welcome to overwhelm me with orders please. Thanks. 🫡

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

A man in Uganda died. Buried. And 25 kids came forward claiming to be his, wanting a share of his wealth. Kids apparently he had been paying for. Body was exhumed, DNA tests done, came out, 21 kids were not his. Partenity fraud is just evil.

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

honestly I still call it twitter most of the time

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

Yellow card for Hincapié, but Kai Havertz is the one throwing his hands up in frustration like his own teammate just got booked.

Kai really forgot what shirt he was wearing for a second! 😭

[Reuters Africa @ReutersAfrica]

Burkina Faso breaks off diplomatic relations with France https://t.co/EYc9vakkMD

[Nihal | نهال @nihalist___]

Iran has already achieved and maintained its national dignity through humiliating the U.S. and Israel. Egypt needs the football.

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

Havertz getting pissed Hincapie got booked will forever be funny.. Bro thought they were on the same team for a minute 🤣🤣🤣

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

The teens can’t get summer jobs cause all the adults have been laid off from their corporate jobs. It’s all fucked.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

US sanctions Rwanda gold refinery accused of smuggling DR Congo's minerals https://t.co/u2dXt9JZrd

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i'm no expert on overthrows but shouldn't they be keeping this secret

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The fastest way to kill a good idea is asking ten people what they think.

[ana⁷ 🇭🇷 @miasananci]

THIS TAKES ME OUT EVERY DAMN TIME

[BABY. @Cindyswa_m]

I like Afcon cause it’s so authentically African, especially the part where teams start accusing each other of witchcraft 😭😭❤️

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Congratulations Israel, you’ve surpassed Hitler.

[Duke Of Nigeria. @xagreat]

People who did this are trying to lecture us about humanity.

[Lynne Ogilvy @lynne_ogilvy]

@ms_tourist Depends on how doesn’t it?
If it results in the looting, destruction and loss of lives as happened in July 21 then it is serious for SA.

[Natalie Lung @natlungfy]

New: Uber is tightening driver background checks in the US and applying the new standards retroactively to existing workers, the company’s latest response to a wave of sexual-assault lawsuits brought by passengers https://t.co/azEAF6pdf4