Joseph Batchelor

I do magic and I sleep, that's about it. He/Him

[Joseph Batchelor @Josephbx]

Just been to the Ballet with Nasty Nick from Eastenders. This isn’t how I thought my 2018 would be going, but I have no complaints

[Allen B. @Alleninvests]

My work survey after HR assured us it was 100% anonymous:

[Karen Tennents girl 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 💙 @karen_flynn]

🤔

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Jesus to Judas when he asks who’s gonna betray him

[Etlândia @Etlandia_TV]

é hoje 🛸

[Jack @jclib1990]

Telling my kids this was the Strait of Hormuz

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

at my funeral take the bouquet off my casket & throw it in the crowd to see who next

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

“ai will replace you” id like to see ai experience constant suicidal ideation.

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

If I'm reading their lips correctly, the neighbours are arguing about some nosey woman next door.

[Wezz 🌈 @ikbenwezz]

He has risen! Happy Easter!

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

hey sorry I didn't text back, life has lost all meaning to me

[Sheetara Seldon @sheetara666]

Nadie:

El Museo Británico mañana:

[sincerely, ivy marie. 💫 @sincerelyivy]

when my social battery instantly runs out

[clare @youngntragic]

I am so Project Hail Mary pilled I thought this was a tweet about the fucking Petrova line

[Joseph Batchelor @Josephbx]

@Se_Railway Thank you T,
Any chance of holding the 19:50 (now saying 19:54) from Tonbridge to Dover for the people who were told to get the train and change at Tonbridge because of the previous cancelled train?

[Joseph Batchelor @Josephbx]

Quick question @Se_Railway @TfL are the team at Charring Cross station trained to kiss their teeth and raise their voices at passengers, or do they just get free reign to do whatever they like?

[Joseph Batchelor @Josephbx]

@Se_Railway Stunning, thanks

[Joseph Batchelor @Josephbx]

@Se_Railway bought an advanced ticket to get home, got stuck on the central line for 30 mins @TfL can I use it on the next train home