Joe DeSimone 🗳

[Lis Smith @Lis_Smith]

WTF.

This is truly the ugliest way to end a 30+ year political career and completely destroy what was once a storied political name in NY and national politics.

[Lis Smith @Lis_Smith]

That sound you just heard is A LOT of New Yorkers sighing in relief

[Lis Smith @Lis_Smith]

Running the table. Not just answering questions, going on offense in every answer.

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

The ultimate leader in the locker room, on the court and in the community 💪

Thank you for everything, Champ 🏆☘️

[TYLENOL® @tylenol]

@Jen_in_TX We actually don't recommend using any of our products while pregnant. Thank you for taking the time to voice your concerns today.

[Cousin Sal @TheCousinSal]

17+ minutes of free, unadulterated speech. Something for everyone in here. I promise.

[Bob Brooks @VoteBobBrooks]

I’ve had lots of jobs — bartender, Teamster, union leader, 20-year firefighter.

Now, the biggest problem we face is a Washington that burns working people. I’m running for Congress in one of the closest districts to take on the billionaires and big corporations holding us back.

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

Every transplant should have to volunteer somewhere!! @macyagilliam

[South Park @SouthPark]

Wait, so we ARE relevant?
#eatabagofdicks

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

When people ask me when I knew the Celtics were gonna win #banner19 it’s this moment.

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

The Christmas episodes of The Office.

Season 2, Episode 10.

Season 3, Episode 10.

Season 5, Episode 11.

Season 6, Episode 13.

Season 7, Episodes 11 and 12.

Season 8, Episode 10.

Season 9, Episode 9.

[Joe DeSimone 🗳 @josephdesimone]

https://t.co/VQIxvXs41s

[Paulette Aniskoff @PAniskoff]

We're running through the tape in PA!
Volunteer today https://t.co/FxkKduWGbU
#Pennsylvania #GOTV

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

As the great Congressman John Lewis reminded us, democracy is not a state—it is an act.

Now is our time to act. And together, we will win: https://t.co/VbrfuqVy9P.

[Axios @axios]

BREAKING: Taylor Swift endorses Harris after debate https://t.co/qA77WK8B1d

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Forgive the earnestness, but for years I had to do big scary TV hits I didn't want to do. I knew if I fucked up my face would be on Fox News and an incel's camera roll forever.

One rare help was this video of... Kamala Harris.

Don't care what you think of her. The shit worked.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Gov. Walz: I can't wait to debate JD Vance. That is, if he's willing to get off the couch and show up

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

this should be an ad

[Tom Petrini @RealTomPetrini]

Derrick White is an NBA Champion now, and people are always talking about how he’s such a nice guy.

Well I’m here to say that is completely, 100% true.

Here’s a story about a trip he made to a very special amusement park in San Antonio 🧵