Joe Chadwick

[Joe Chadwick @josephewenc]

@Vitor_TWG you look a cunt in that shirt. Buy an iron.

[Joe Chadwick @josephewenc]

@CulinaJason do your tie up properly you scruffy bastard.

[Dave Hill Burner Account @DaveHillMaybe]

Erotic short story #118: He was a human. She was a cyborg. They weren't even from the same galaxy. He put it in anyway.

[Dave Hill Burner Account @DaveHillMaybe]

Erotic short story #129: "A hurricane is coming!" he told her. Then she just whipped out a boob and he was like "Whoa!"

[Damian Long @bloviator29]

I will eat a free sample of just about anything.

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

#WonderfulThings

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

You don't have "haters" that are "mad." You have people pointing out that you're an asshole.

[Joe Chadwick @josephewenc]

@NParkes cheif snapchatter me!

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

"Have fun" = "fuck you."

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

Girls will never feel the deep, biological urge to throw stuff off of a roof.

[Joe Chadwick @josephewenc]

@shannonbrannick definitely one of the coolest sportsmen ever.

[Joe Chadwick @josephewenc]

when I grow up I want to be a cowboy or a pirate.

[Joe Chadwick @josephewenc]

margot robbie is, by far, the most attractive human being on the planet.

[Joe Chadwick @josephewenc]

its the anniversary of the day my adopted country was founded. to celebrate im going to get drunk and make a dick of myself.

[Joe Chadwick @josephewenc]

@NParkes can't be BO then. I smell like pretty flowers.

[Joe Chadwick @josephewenc]

@NParkes probably cos you're in it LOL!!!!!