Joe Nolan

Team @roblox, Father, Husband, Musician, Politico, Habitual Line Stepper, 3x Nolansk Cup Champ, Former DCoS, Sen. Thom Tillis (NC).

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

I was preparing cocktails this morning when my four year old daughter Bysycle ran into the kitchen with tears in her eyes.

“Dad,” she said, did you hear that Trump put algae in the reflecting pool because he hates America?”

I nodded.

“And now, no one will be able to drink from it anymore, will they?”

I shook my head.

“Even grandma?”

With that, I lost it. We threw our arms around each other and sobbed.

[billboard @billboard]

Dexter and the Moonrocks Land Second Alternative Airplay No. 1 With ‘Freakin’ Out’
https://t.co/4XGvelcQq1

[Denver Post Preps @postpreps]

Renck: Raiders of the Lost Art. Regis Jesuit breaks through on third attempt to win 5A state baseball title https://t.co/6uVyIvov9C

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

🚨 BREAKING: Sexual Chocolate has dropped out of Trump’s Freedom 250 Concert.

[Joe Nolan @josephmnolan]

@Broncos, @nuggets & @Avalanche post-season(s) summed up:

[Joe Nolan @josephmnolan]

"Stupid on stilts" is one of my all-time favorite Tillis-isms.

[Reuben Jones @ReubenJones1]

"Stupid on stilts."

Sen. Tillis rips into the new DOJ 'anti-weaponization' fund and calls it "tyranny."

Full Interview: https://t.co/DQo2kNNqjK #ncpol

[Joe Nolan @josephmnolan]

Happy 70th birthday to my dear friend, the GOAT, @dpshow. 😎

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Feeling safe from the hantavirus due to my longstanding policy of never interacting with anyone who would go on a cruise.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

The Dems never figured out that all you had to do was kiss his ass and flatter him a bit and they would get anything they want out of him. Instead they fell into a way too online staffer fever swamp of calling him Hitler.

[Tuffy Talk @TuffyTalkNow]

She left Earth. She flew farther than any human in history. And today, Christina Koch, NC State’s own, came home.

From the red bricks of Raleigh to the far side of the Moon and back.

Welcome home, Christina. Pack Forever. 🌕❤️ #ArtemisII

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

🃏

[Joe Giglio @giglio_OG]

V: Don’t give up, don’t ever give up

Will Wade: If you can’t win with a $10 million roster, lose three games by 25 points, can’t win a First Four game, realize you’ll never compete with Duke … give up and go back to LSU

[Joe Nolan @josephmnolan]

Best movie ever.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Am I Irish? Let’s see if *this* answers that question (shows dermatology scars from all the skin cancer)

[Josh Kraushaar @JoshKraushaar]

Fun fact: Among Senate Republicans, only THOM TILLIS voted against Joe Kent's confirmation as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

If all of Israel’s enemies in the region laid down their arms tomorrow, there’d be peace tomorrow. If Israel laid down her arms tomorrow, there’d be no Israel tomorrow.

This has been the case since 1947-48.

[POLITICO @politico]

Tillis threatens to hijack Senate business amid frustrations with Noem https://t.co/OQm5jlUpE1

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

I agree with Gorsuch. I'm so thrilled to see all of his new fans, who I expect will remain consistent next time the executive does something it's not supposed to that they like.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

'Lace 'Em Up' - No One Talked More Shit Than The Entire NC State Team Before, During And After Embarrassing UNC For 40 Minutes Last Night https://t.co/IwLNDlDc3J