A Maasai man has returned from his 23rd drinking spree only to find a spear planted outside his house again. 😂 This time he is furious.
Maasai have the most straightforward visitor notification system 😂.
Someone visits your wife and immediately a spear appears outside the house. No updates, no calls just one spear and everyone knows there’s a visitor. 😂
When the current president of Zambia said that hunger is biblical, existed. He even gave an example of Israelites in the wilderness. He had to go wantam.
African leaders have quoted all the Bible verses except the verse where a tax collector returned what he had stolen from the people
The Unchanging Blueprint of Kenyan Politics: From Humble Begging to Brutal Colonial Violence
Why is it that every government which takes power in Kenya immediately operates from the exact same brutal blueprint?
During campaigns, politicians adopt an almost humble, begging posture -,promising heaven on earth, speaking softly, and pretending to be servants of the people. Then, the moment they assume office, the mask drops. They turn violent, colonial, arrogant, belligerent, and go on a killing spree and looting spree, all while being invited to Western capitals for photo-ops with foreign heads of state.
They are rolled out the red carpet, lavished with gifts, and given access to sophisticated money-laundering banking facilities for their proceeds of crime.
Even the most humble-looking presidential candidate today, Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka - who has carefully crafted the image of a “statesman” - would be no different if Kenyans made the fatal mistake of electing him.
There is a clip of Fred Matiangi literally begging voters, saying “if you trust me, I won’t let you down.” Just five years ago, the same man was almost deporting Kenyans who refused to sign up for Huduma Number and the experimental Covid vaccines.
The generations of old useless bastards - Boomers, Gen X, and Millennials - along with rural-bred retards, Kameme and Inooro listeners, and religious degenerates currently gravitating around Rigathi Gachagua want us to forget the toxic posture he adopted while Deputy President. The daily threats, the empty chest-thumping rhetoric, and the vigorous defense of bad governance under Ruto are all conveniently memory-holed.
Kenyans must understand this is not mere coincidence or individual failing. This is a racial, colonial disposition. This is exactly how Kenya’s @USEmbassyKenya@UKinKenya and @EUinKenya overlords demand our leaders behave. They want violence, death, and subjugation. They cannot stand to see Black joy, happiness, or genuine success. They only support and reward politicians who promise to bring out their true demonic element in public service.
Until Kenyans grasp that this vicious cycle of colonial destruction will not end with the current crop of politicians - whether Ruto, Gachagua, Kalonzo, Matiangi, or any other recycled face - they will continue signing up for another five-year cycle of abductions, extrajudicial killings, judicial persecution, and economic sabotage.
The pattern is clear. The humility on the campaign trail is theatre. The brutality in office is the real job description written by foreign masters. The red carpets, the gifts, and the banking facilities are the rewards for keeping the plantation running smoothly.
The people must break this cycle. No amount of performative humility during elections changes the colonial software running the country. Real change requires dismantling the entire architecture, not simply swapping one puppet for another.
The overlords don’t want independent, prosperous Black leadership. They want compliant enforcers. And Kenyan politicians have been excellent at delivering exactly that.
The question is no longer whether the next one will be different. The question is when Kenyans will finally refuse to play the game.
If you want to understand why a handful of Europeans with bibles and guns enslaved and colonized Africans, watch how vicious Black South Africans are united in their hatred and xenophobic violence against fellow Black Africans who supported them and granted them refuge during apartheid while not bothering the Boers who stole 80% of their land and control 99% of their minerals and economy.
If Black South Africans were gathered in the millions armed with crude weapons in order to chase away Boers who have enslaved them, stolen 90% of their wealth and rendered them destitutes in their own country, fascist @realDonaldTrump would have sent warships, launched tomahawk missiles and orchestrated a @UN Security Council resolution condemning the violence and calling it “White Genocide.”
@elonmusk would have turned @X into a White Revolutionary Media!
But because the victims are Black Africans, the entire white world is silently cheering!
@moneyacademyKE Why is he not presenting his ideas as a bill in Parliament to amend laws that are keeping the prices high. For Chris sake his a member of Parliament and legislation is his role to people of Kiharu and kenya at large.
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