Joseph Smith

Founder of what became THE Corporation, husband to many, and many more, army general, bank founder, treasure hunter & a few more I'll leave as a treasure hunt.

[Joseph Smith @josephsmith]

Hello Brother @TheoVon . I’m sure the Pope leaves you on read but this guy will always help you find the sweetest nectar God ever created 24/7.

[Joseph Smith @josephsmith]

@jet_set Pray for the DV. It’s real but these scallawags are claiming that the tests are fooled and I know about naysayers. Pray! Pray hard! Pray for the truth.

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@TheStakeClerk The Brethren disagrees with this statement faithful Stake Clerk. She needs to be free of the Homestead to bloom into a woman. The Spirit will remain.

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@marina_gomberg I’m working on the Brethren on that one right now.

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@marina_gomberg Of course I did! I have a reputation to keep up with. Now, where were we about you and your families entrance into my Kingdom?

[Joseph Smith @josephsmith]

@marina_gomberg Excuse me Ms. but it came to pass that you slid into mine first. I’m new to this. Women reaching out to me has never happened before.

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@marina_gomberg Absolutly! Buy it in the morning. It’s substantially discounted.

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@SegoLilyFaith Sometimes consent is realized shortly after when the blessings of our Father in Heaven begin.

[Joseph Smith @josephsmith]

@TheJazzyUte Should have said no to the jab. Your teeth are going to fall out one by one.

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@PatOShaughness7 @BrighamYoung Soaking your beans in meal preparation would be acceptable as often as youd like however thou shall obey our Word of Wisdom which would ask you to gently stir and consume them in moderation.

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@codeyxstarnes Sorry I’m a bit late. I’ve been busy with Fanny. She’s like a @snickers bar so I’ll have to pass.

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@jsolomonReports The most recently voted in President of the Gospel that I founded just recently announced the construction of a new @Ch_JesusChrist aka Mormon Temple to be built in China. How did he get THAT wrong?

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@joerogan @donnellrawlings Why a Podcast? Start your own religion.

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@MathesonJess My supply if liquor did not smell of those things.

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@SafetyPride The Lord told me Olive Garden. Don’t deny the Lord.

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@cwyyell Ha ha what a tool...you conveniently left out any (D) guilty of the same. Infidelity is not a one party issue knucklehead. Throw stones but ask Obama about the 75,000 Dollars he spent on “Hotdogs”. #unsealthedeals

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@shit_mormonssay I never needed a condom.

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@zelphontheshelf The printing press that printed my Bible was a mess so I had to destroy it and use a different one.

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You have always been on point with your words @therealEmmaHale . I really created a mess. Who knew? I feel horrible about it all. @FannyAlger1 wanna come over? https://t.co/CBJ0ha2b8F