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[Wagner Koop @WagsKoop]

Genuinely crazy how this was said in real time before it happened, as it happened, and after it happened, and it has taken two entire calendar years on god’s green earth for someone involved in this campaign to flatly acknowledge the plain, simply legible reality of it.

[Andrew Egger @EggerDC]

Perfect tweet if you stopped here

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

Your can of pumpkin puree is squash. Libby's grows and cans a tan, oblong variety from the butternut family and labels it 100% pure pumpkin.

That's legal, and FDA has said so in writing since 1938. Their compliance guide tells canners the agency will not take action against the word pumpkin on anything made from golden fleshed, sweet squash. Pumpkin has no real botanical definition and it's a word for certain types of squash.

The variety is called Dickinson, the same species as butternut, and Libby's grows it by the thousands of acres around its cannery in Morton, Illinois.

Libby's makes about 85% of the canned pumpkin in the country and doesn't hide any of this. Nestle's own harvest release names the variety and says outright that pumpkin is a form of squash.

[The Palestine News Network @PaliNewsNetwork]

CHELSEA HANDLER FIRED HER EGYPTIAN OPENING ACT SALMA HINDY AFTER SHE SPOKE TO HER ABOUT PALESTINE

“It took me nearly three years to find the courage to speak publicly about how my working relationship with Chelsea Handler ended after I spoke to her about Palestine.

This is my experience, in my own words, supported by the documentation I have.

To every artist who is afraid to speak about what happened to them: I hope you find the safety, support, and courage to tell your story when you are ready.”

[Jasmine @_jasminepetrou]

Kirking 9 to 5 what a way to 9/11

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

If you're upset about Charlie Kirk memes today just remember he hated empathy and this is exactly what he would have wanted.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i don’t think there would be this many charlie kirk memes if the antiwoke crowd and kirk himself didn’t make dominating virtually every marginalized group their core identity & then the admin + msm demanded reverence & fealty after the guy who said “school shootings are a price i’m willing to pay to preserve 2a” was killed in the 46th school shooting in 2025. we live in a violent country led by hypocritical monsters.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Amazing that when surveyed, even in a pick-two question, 84% of Jewish voters DO NOT list Israel as among the most important issues when deciding their vote, and yet, national media only seems capable of interviewing and foregrounding the 16% who do.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

if democrats defended the working class like they defend israel trump wouldn’t be president

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

for profit healthcare kills 114k americans every year. we have to change this system.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

he is totally oblivious of, thus in effect contemptuous of, the pyramid of endlessly working exhausted human beings whose labor, visible or invisible, makes his life possible; when these faceless persons fall by the wayside, or die, they are replaced immediately, there is not the slightest pause in his life of privilege, or a moment's discomfort.
one feels an identical outrage when reading of the blithe indifference of any privileged class for its servants; a world in which meals are served, huge houses are cleaned, toilets are scrubbed, showers pristine-clean after the filth of its owner is removed from the sight of the very owner who is never inconvenienced, & all by silent & expendable labor of the invisible.

[MA☈K 🐮 @MarkOfThePeace]

Wow, what a Queen.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

the right seems to grasp that the ‘em isn’t them

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

At this point "Abolish ICE" is setting the bar way too low, "Punish ICE" establishes a much better baseline going forward

[Darkwoke Duck @DylanTweetin]

Lindsey Graham was among the most viciously racist & bloodthirsty warmongers in the history of Congress. That he was also pretty clearly a closeted gay man who chose to make the lives of all marginalized people miserable in service to power says everything about him. Rest in piss

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Remember if you say mean things about him and get fired they’ll have to pay you $300,000!

Let’s get that bag babyyy!!!

[Economissive @Economissive]

The US trying to park the bus but they don't really have a functioning public transport system