JSF

[JSF @josesambri]

I hope I’m living your dream Daddy, have a drink on me upstairs.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: President Trump says the largest US Defense companies have agreed to quadruple production of weaponry to reach "the highest levels of quantity."

Trump says the US has a "virtually unlimited supply" of medium and upper medium grade munitions to use in Iran.

[More Jesterly The Giver @lazyvillager1]

cryptocurrency trader letting the gc know they are “monitoring the situation”

[JSF @josesambri]

Oak and iron guard me well or else I’m dead and doomed to hell

[Cap. Ace McCloud @allinargy]

Le metieron un bombazo a la tumba de Chavez porque sí

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

For those of you just realizing this today, welcome to the party

[Restructuring__ @Restructuring__]

I’m back…asking for your capital…

…ready to yolo it in some shitco…

…and call it investing

[Citrini @citrini]

A little more than a year ago, my dad was diagnosed with stage four non-small cell lung cancer that had already metastasized to his liver. He began an aggressive course of dual immunotherapy and chemo. Today I spent Father’s Day with him, he’s in great health. Ten, maybe five years ago, it’s possible I’d have already lost him and probable that he’d be in too rough shape to have done anything today.

Modern medicine is really humanity’s greatest triumph.

[Lexa @Alexaxfcb]

Aquí Bellingham ignoró a Raphinha cuando le dió la mano y no tienes ni un solo tweet sobre eso

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona_es]

Aquí se luchan todos los balones ⚔️⚽️

[Torren @Torren__]

No puede ser, está rabiando ajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajjaa

[JSF @josesambri]

I just claimed my $BLAST airdrop. Earn over 50% APY on USD by holding $BLAST on Blast Mobile https://t.co/96ubv5z8qN

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

How it started vs How it's going

[Citrini @citrini]

a tale of two tariffs: free for all subscribers, citriniresearch’s first financial history piece in two years

https://t.co/61P1FwaRtJ

[Citrini @citrini]

time. is. a. circle.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Stocks down. 10yr bond yields up. Dollar down. Gold up.

Art of the Deal

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Jamie Dimon really woke up yesterday and said “Ain’t no fuckin way I’m pulling guidance on Friday” and got to work

[JSF @josesambri]

@buccocapital 👀😳

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

AI is crazy because:
1) This image is obviously AI generated
2) He could have used ChatGPT to quickly fact-check whether growth increased after we lowered the tax rate (it didn’t), but he didn’t

[JSF @josesambri]

@buccocapital “Every american should have a backyard too!”