joshua thomas

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[joshua thomas @josh_2thomas]

Almost everyone: LGBTQ+ people deserve love and dignity
The Catholic Church:

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

pet hair improves an outfit through texture and visual interest

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

When a cat wraps around your arm and bites you and starts doing bunny kicks that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

in high school when my parents found out i smoked weed my dad was very angry and my mom said to him “well, he does skateboard”

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The snake stares at my closet, “Hey man, why u own so many onesies? You’re fucking 40!” I try to explain they’re socks but the other snakes are laughing too hard to hear. I wake up in a cold sweat. I shake my wife awake. “I need our label mak—” She cuts me off, “It won’t help. Snakes can’t read.”

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn't want to get picked up, he doesn't want a cuddle. we're all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we're not going to pick you up? You think we're not going to kiss you?
You're so fat

[xym @chzzok8]

From a harm reduction standpoint, I wont tell ppl to stop / shame ppl for their usage, however I do want to share some good “hygeine” around usage and make a quick thread vvv

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Being on the AuDHD spectrum is so annoying because the only routine/habit i can fully commit to is substance abuse and thats kinda bullshit.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’ve just heard someone call an AI slop sympathizer a “cogsucker,” and I’m not sure the English language has anything left to give after that.

[wun @The1weekend]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed.

[Malika 🧬 @malikules]

atheism leaving my body with every new Pope tweet

[ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns]

Axios is reporting that Trump has escaped the wheel of Samsara

[harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️ @harmzdealer]

alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.

[Sarah Dvojack @sarahdvojack]

Thank god there are so many pictures of him with bats

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

acab includes *sniffle* acab also includes little h-horsie

[Mark Leggett @markleggett]

There was an athlete at the Enhanced Games whose heart only beats once every three minutes, and when it does finally beat, everyone around him can hear his blood make a loud “whoosh” sound.

And at one point he jumped up and never came back down again. He’s just gone.