Josh Bker

a fundamentalist

[teryn @youngtiddy]

just got diagnosed with beer pounding disorder

[TheGMSshow @TheGMSshow]

Rest In Peace to Teddy Ray 🕊

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

America has turned into Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, sloppy, confused, and hoping for death.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

If you’re afraid of Nuclear War, your parents definitely pay your rent.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Biden will retaliate against Putin by invading Iraq again.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Jesus should have made his blood non fungible if he wanted people to give a shit. Da fuck I’m gonna do with fungible blood?

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

A few years back, Tom Brady had me removed from a restaurant just because I asked him for an autograph, while holding a steak knife to my neck, and threatening to get blood on his pants. So I say good riddance to the lousy quitter.

[Jessica Kirson @JessicaKirson]

I don’t go to the gym because I’m worried about getting Covid, I don’t go because I’m worried about feeling better about myself.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

There are many similarities between contemporary life in the United States, and life in the Soviet Union, for instance, I vomited all over my cat last night because I drank too much vodka.

[Drew @aKellyBrand]

Please protect Marshawn Lynch at all cost 😂😂

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Can’t wait to see all my old high school friends and then rob them at gunpoint.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Happy Halloween 🎃 👻 🎃

[yannispappas @yannispappas]

I believe life begins at 40. Way after conception.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

If you want Americans to take the vaccine then just mix it with OxyContin.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

gm

[Pangzai @hebeipangzai]

I'm fine. Please don't worry about me. I was drunk last night. I love you guys.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

This is the story of your future, told today.

[JUDGE @judgebeats]

every single city budget looks the exact same the police union is a gang that steals our tax dollars 🔪🔪