Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella

I vibe with trees. It's whatever. 🌳🌲

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i spent my entire teenage years hating myself because of the shit y’all preached would happen to me because i was gay. so i hope u are mad, stay mad, feel the same anger you teach us to have towards ourselves.

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

**No one one campus**decides it’s safe to eat a little Caesar’s pizza in my car while crying**3 cars pull up**

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

@johnstennes John. That was the point. MAKE IT NOT BORING. 💀

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

Controversial but brave opinion: you can’t believe in incarcerating people with substance abuse problems while you claim that you can’t function without your morning coffee.

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

The absolute CUTEST thing on the planet is when people do that thing when they’re really happy or excited and they’re trying to not smile but you can obviously tell. That shit gets me every time.

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

@TheNCHC @UNDKasey I’ve tried every browser and every device. Not working.

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

Ew.

[im actually kinda nameless @Shower_Capy]

South Dakota is like a town hall scene from Parks & Rec this is unreal

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

Why are “van life” people accepted? We literally criminalize homeless people who live in cars, but if it’s a fancy car and the person in it isn’t poor, it’s all good? America explain.

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

. @ELLEmagazine ✨

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

I want everyone to know that my costume this year that no one will see is me covered in puffy pink clothing as “the little dangly thing that hang in the back of your throat”.

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

@johnstennes

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

Growing up is rough. I just had to erase all my lime wire songs from an old external hard drive so I could download ...educational videos...

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

Making my Christmas list early. It only has one thing and it’s TO MAINTAIN MY BASIC FUCKING RIGHTS. Looking less likely by the day. 💚

[Sarah Reese Jones @PoliticusSarah]

This was Trump's epic meltdown on 60 Minutes and it was even worse than reported. Trump literally ran away because he didn't like the questions.

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

If we’re on an adventure and you don’t have at least one cool rock that you liked in your pocket, I don’t trust you.

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

The best indicator for assessing my mental health is how many times I’ve listened to Put Your Records On by Corinne Bailey Rae in any given week. Brings me outta the darkest of places.

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

I’d like to formally apologize to the entire class of ‘24 at PNWU that was present on the Zoom call today. I didn’t know my camera was on while I ate an entire cheesecake and then preceded to cry. Again, sorry.

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

Heads up. Calling a hernia a “forbidden water balloon” in medical school is not as funny to the professors as it is in your head.

[Measles, Mumps, AND Rubella @josh_m_c]

I’m going to start using my stopwatch instead of my timer for naps. Like instead of putting a limit on my napping, I wanna see how long I can keep that shit going.