Josh Royale, late of this parish

song and dance man + human potemkin village

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[Josh Royale, late of this parish @josh_royale]

@postoctobrist but has the added benefit that it does basically work properly. Shell gold is another option, but expensive to buy and a bit involved to make (though not difficult). But for miniatum ink + 5 transfer leaf + a dog tooth burnisher + a little pack of glassene paper, I'd say £50-60?

[Josh Royale, late of this parish @josh_royale]

@postoctobrist if you want to achieve good results in gold you might also try miniatum ink + gold leaf, which can seem intimidating in outlay for kit needed, but if you use transfer leaf rather than loose, that keeps things simpler, and you can buy books of just 5 leaves which keeps cost down,

[Josh Royale, late of this parish @josh_royale]

@HKesvani Same for sure, any time - I can be q boring on the subject!

[Josh Royale, late of this parish @josh_royale]

@HKesvani o just seen ur substack

[Josh Royale, late of this parish @josh_royale]

@HKesvani Oh this is a weird crossover - been a trashfuture listener for years, but am also a bookbinder for a living. Didn't know you had an interest (why would I!). Well done - what's this for?

[Josh Royale, late of this parish @josh_royale]

I just scored 315,580 on Toy Story 4 #pinball machine by @JJPinball 02168-1 via @toystorypinball

[Josh Royale, late of this parish @josh_royale]

what an absolute hoot

[Josh Royale, late of this parish @josh_royale]

been doing a lot of unpaid work recently advocating for the rights of ageing popstars - is largely pro Bono

[Joby Mageean @JobyMageean]

there must have been some people that hadn't kept up to date with the news of that week that were just like "oh hey Jesus"

[Josh Royale, late of this parish @josh_royale]

ffs my 'wacky' housemate made a clone of me without asking my permission, am beside myself

[Josh Royale, late of this parish @josh_royale]

remember it's not about getting the latest xbox or fastest set of sneakers, it's about a very important baby called jesus christmas

[Josh Royale, late of this parish @josh_royale]

god bless us, every one

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

“It’s finally time for the moon daughters dance! Spin around take a chance! Love magic, the jesters court, push the wrong buttons and you’ll start to choke! 1,2,3 and 4! Oops it’s done! No one keeps score!”

- me microwaving spaghetti at 1am

[Josh Royale, late of this parish @josh_royale]

where can i get some nice union jack cushions

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

🎹 🤪😐

[Brian Edwards is on Bluesky @brianftang]

Pretty extraordinary - Tom Lehrer, aged 92, has decided to put all his lyrics and sheet music into the public domain, before he passes away. https://t.co/WVctS3MUlf

[Josh Royale, late of this parish @josh_royale]

@JFCTenor @EddieRobson "that's right, my lad, all the food we eat comes from the flesh parts of the animal. now help yourself to a pork chop, any one you like"

[Josh Royale, late of this parish @josh_royale]

pronouncing Nandos like it's a Greek island

[Toby DB @tobyfrombath]

Guy obsessed with yoghurt (?) reacts to covid rule change