Josh Bell

Recipient of sixteen Purple Hearts, seven Presidential Medals of Bravery and starting tight end for the University of Texas, El Paso.

[Josh Bell @joshbell007]

@danacarvey Pay phone.

[Josh Bell @joshbell007]

@JoJoFromJerz I can hear Springsteen.

[Josh Bell @joshbell007]

@nicksortor I GUARANTEE he doesn’t know thats AI. I GUARANTEE he thinks he’s really talking to Roosevelt.

[Dre Horizon @drehorizon]

I’m shutting down the Strait

[Josh Bell @joshbell007]

@fuccurfeels @Vikings Someone’s big mad. Hilarious response from someone named ‘fuck your feelings’.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Marco Rubio realizing he needs to pretend to be Don Jr.'s dad

[Josh Bell @joshbell007]

I think @StephenKing directed this movie already.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: 50 empty Waymos invade Atlanta neighborhoods and circle their cul-de-sacs for hours early in the mornings.

Residents say they are getting waymo traffic than usual and have tried combating the cars with a neon green sign, which only made the problem worse.

The Waymos didn't know what to do and clogged the entire street.

"We have small animals and pets, got kids getting on the bus in the morning, and it just doesn’t feel safe to have that traffic," one resident said.

The residents say Waymo has not given them a response yet.

[Ben Sixsmith @BDSixsmith]

Hard to believe that Paul McCartney turned down the honour of having Tony Hinchliffe tell him that the wrong Beatle died.
https://t.co/Io2sMjpZvV

[Josh Bell @joshbell007]

@nut_history Frank Viola.

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

Imma tell my grandkids this was Jeanine Pirro

[Josh Bell @joshbell007]

@AppyOrtho You can have it.

[Josh Bell @joshbell007]

@nypost Fuck you.

[Josh Bell @joshbell007]

Thank you. It’s been a long journey but I’m just glad to contribute to my hometown clubhouse.

[Sam Fosberg @discussbaseball]

Josh Bell is in his 11th MLB season, and is only 33 years old. He could very well play for 3-4 more.

3-for-4 with a HR this afternoon…he’s posting a 1.065 OPS on the young year with 10 RBI.

A true pro’s pro.

[Josh Bell @joshbell007]

@arva61138 Cared enough to tweet about him.

[Josh Bell @joshbell007]

@krentcilp5 @chriswild @chriswild Can you interpret this?

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

American citizen at Newark Airport: They're here to help. They're not bothering nobody. As long as they can get me on my flight, I'm good to go.

[CSPAN @cspan]

.@RepBeccaB to DHS Secy. Noem: "You think you're immune from accountability, but I promise you this: one day, he is not going to be President anymore. He is not going to be in charge. And when that day comes, we will still be here—and we will still be seeking accountability."