Benidorm day itinerary
0845: Wake up fully clothed, blueberry ice vape still my pillow
0915: Bulldog Tabern for the full English: belly buster. Proper bacon, Heinz beans, 10 slices fried bread. Civilised start
1000: Tactical chunder behind OnlyTans salon.
1030: First Madri in the Nelson. Remind the locals who actually won the Napoleonic Wars
1035: Second Madri
1038: Third Madri
1045: Switch to Guinness. Things escalate
1055: Call in the bag already
1115: Hunt down Juan Charlie by the bins near the souvenir & vape shop. Vape top-up essential
1145: “Sports massage” at Secret Rubs on the way back. Purely therapeutic
1300: Back at Bulldog for the Cheltenham roar
1304: Stare at phone for 15 mins, bet on the favourite like a mug
1330: Proactif loses. Sack it off. Back to Juan Charlie
1345: Repeat ad nauseum
1730: Find somewhere to crash. Blueberry vape pillow again
Living the dream boys 🇪🇸🍺 #Benidorm