Joshua Ng

Imagine the money I’m saving on printer ink with a last name like this.

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

KU did stripper poles at sport related events first just saying #SuperBowl

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

Currently seeking inspiration to help me increase my essay word count by watching politicians answer simple yes/no questions.

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

@livesinpages The fifth one might tho @rhinocooper380

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

@rhinocooper380 I know you’re colorblind so this is just bull honkey

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

Annnnnddd that’s the last time I mix up Mambo No. 5 and Mo Bamba.

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

Tiger mom parenting suddenly doesn’t look too bad now

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

Yes staring into the sun is dangerous but have you taken a selfie at night with snapchat’s front facing flash on?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The average NFL salary is $2.1 million, so most players would never experience a 70% rate.

The owners who refuse to hire Kaepernick would, though.

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

To all the shady af people who use Night Mode on Twitter, what you got to hide tho?

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

@LawrenceKS_PD @rhinocooper380 they found your stupid sorting hat tweet I bet

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

@rhinocooper380 There’s “single”, “single single” and then whatever the hell this

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

@rhinocooper380 Oh my god Ryan

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

Not to be overdramatic, but if you can’t taste blood in your mouth, then you’re clearly not giving your 100% to the Macarena.

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

I miss the golden ages of when food companies wouldn’t put the calorie count in Boldface Size 159 Helvetica Black font, and I could still eat in relative peace.

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

@MaddieMurray01 It’s my med school plan B

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

I hope my biochem final covers how to make mud bricks from scratch because that’s what I just spent 10 minutes and 46 seconds learning instead

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

My last brain cell trying to write an essay

[lana. @lana37_]

I think it’s time to bring this back

[Kansas Miracle @KansasMiracle]

Today is Double Dancer Day! Every year we hold this event to Double the amount of existing dancers we have registered for the marathon! Only today, use the discount code “FTK” to get 25% of your registration fee! Join the #MiracleMVMT & register at https://t.co/Ae1f1a5cpG

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

@MeredithShaheed @l_bell25 Imagine not buying the latte and being able to spend 6 dollars instead

[Kansas Miracle @KansasMiracle]

Happy #GivingTuesday! In honor of this day our steering team is on a mission to raise $1,000 today for our miracle families! If the goal is reached, our entire steering team will jump into frigid Clinton Lake for your enjoyment. Donate here: https://t.co/f8i5sgYee0