Ryan Cooper

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[Ryan Cooper @rhinocooper380]

@iwonza_m I thought I was the only one!

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

getting a good night's sleep:
- boring
- too dark
- i just go unconscious ??

drinking 27 cups of coffee:
- lit af
- terrifies my roommate craig
- i can see god

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

𝒥𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝑀𝒾𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓃𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈:

Replacing 80% of meals with iced coffee because you’re existentially burnt out and can’t tell the difference between mental and physical exhaustion then wondering if you’re having a panic attack or heart attack from the caffeine

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

my love language is iced coffee

[riley 🚀 @riley_hp]

Me: *on my 16th iced coffee before noon*

Friend: bro idk if that’s healthy

Me: *shaking, eyes gone black, blood rushing from nose* ᴛʜɪs ɪs sᴇʟғ ᴄᴀʀᴇ

[Matthew Billings @gingerrunner498]

My addiction to coffee is starting control my life and I’m okay with that

[Ryan Cooper @rhinocooper380]

@gingerrunner498 Yeah, I was the person standing

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

REPLACING MEALS WITH ICED COFFEE CONS:

-expensive
-always jittery
-nutritionists hate you
-always have coffee breath

REPLACING MEALS WITH ICED COFFEE PROS:

-skinny legend

[Ryan Cooper @rhinocooper380]

@MadisonODonnele No

[Ryan Cooper @rhinocooper380]

@kuguy1998 Yes

[Ryan Cooper @rhinocooper380]

@JoshCryNg :)

[Ryan Cooper @rhinocooper380]

Clyde is my hero

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Clyde. He was born with Cerebellar Hypoplasia. There’s no pain associated, he just has to work a little harder to get where he wants to go. 14/10 would wibble wobble with

[Ryan Cooper @rhinocooper380]

I can trace back to the exact moment my life began to go downhill when I decided it was a “good idea” to mix Coffee and Monster

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

When I was on tour I was asked several times what my favorite word was. There are so many words?! How is one supposed to have a favorite? That being said...corndog.

[Joshua Ng @JoshCryNg]

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc Malone

[Eileen Hotze @kuhotZmicro]

Feel like I may need to give up an extra point on the exam for the effort...retweet if you agree.

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

Might fuck around and find the closest Olive Garden and take down a couple thousand breadsticks tonight

[Christian @reallysanchez]

U know I carry right?