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I just woke up

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

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@___frye It depends on the time of the month

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

I’ve pooped in gas stations you wouldn’t even pee in

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@DudespostingWs Hell yeah

[pinball wizard @y0ungpinball]

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

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@fatfellaseason @LeMaireLee

[ceciatl @ceciATL]

i wish more ppl understood the ability to change your mind as a sign of intelligence. you don’t have to keep believing the same things you believed 5, 10, 20 yrs ago. a flexible mind is an agile mind. standing on business doesn’t hit if the business is bullshit

[indi @indagho]

taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[chukxx; also oli uwa @_chukwufumnanya]

You really have to be committed to noticing the beauty in life. Or you’ll be consumed by the terror

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

[𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter @FeralPHunter]

all men want is to constantly annoy one beautiful woman

[fifi @gsgetlonelytoo]

Y’all don’t call people losers, boring or annoying enough and that’s why they continue to act the way they do

[saira @sairaspooks]

load this in 4k load that in 4k how about you load 4k into my bank account

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

I'm plotting on your rise bro. i'm literally up in the lab scheming on beautiful abundance for you. I'm cooking up ways for a rising tide to lift all of our boats. I'm praying for your gains. I'm lighting a candle to your inevitable splendor dude

[count dykecula 🦇 @gothesbian]

being a divorced dad and listening to foo fighters must feel so good like damn i only see my kids every other weekend and this guitar solo fucks

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering