Josh Henegar

Big Fan of Creations

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@rhiannon_gragg @rich311 @WCSOTXSheriff Brushy creek here. Helicopter circling, some sirens

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@BarkingCarnival Ridiculous

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@BarkingCarnival Cool. We playing baseball or what?

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@notthefakeSVP will you plz tell us what holiday it is tonight in your most B-More way possible? Grab @Kurkjian_ESPN if you can

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@edsbs Miami OH v Akron

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@AndrewYang I just crammed three fajitas into my pie hole. Take that, robots.

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@lindseyvonn Made the ski lifts competitive. Add some kickballs or something.

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@hitRECordJoe

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@AlexisGirlNovak Grayish Blow Torch

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@rejectedjokes Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) - Wu-Tang Clan
It’s Blitz - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Ain’t That Good News - Sam Cooke
Deloused In The Comatorium - Mars Volta
Damn The Torpedoes - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Southeastern - Jason Isbell
Lonesome Dreams - Lord Huron

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@rejectedjokes Abbey Road - The Beatles
Blonde on Blonde - Bob Dylan
Veckatimest - Grizzly Bear
Stardust - Willie Nelson
What’s Going On - Marvin Gaye
The Eraser - Thom Yorke
Stankonia - Outkast
Otis Blue - Otis Redding
Black Hours - Hamilton Leithauser
RAM - Paul/Linda McCartney

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@rejectedjokes Tell Me I’m Pretty - Cage The Elephant
Odelay - Beck
Automatic For The People - REM
Remind Me Tomorrow - Sharon Van Etten
The Howlin’ Wolf Album - Howlin’ Wolf
Wincing The Night Away - The Shins
Doolittle - The Pixies
Moondance - Van Morrison
Corsicana Lemonade - White Denim

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@rejectedjokes Sky Blue Sky - Wilco
An Awesome Wave - Alt-J
Circuital - My Morning Jacket
Nabuma Rubberband - Little Dragon
Grace - Jeff Buckley
To Pimp A Butterfly - Kendrick Lamar
American III - Johnny Cash
The Nutcracker- Tchaichovsky
The Reminder - Feist
Awaken My Love - Childish Gambino

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@rejectedjokes Modern Vampires of the City - Vampire Weekend
Miss Universe - Nilufer Yanya
Sandinista! - The Clash
John Coltrane - Blue Train
Bon Iver - Bon Iver
Trouble Will Find Me - The National
Surrender - The Chemical Brothers
Golden Hour - Kacey Musgraves

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #WhyILovePizzaIn4Words

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Finna get our Funch on. @RonFunches @CapCityComedy

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Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have H2O," says the 1st.
"I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd.
Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

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@RealCJ10 The whole ‘tell your coach no’ thing, no less.

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Muhammad Al-tree #downgoesfrazier #frasierfir