Jö$h

Isn't this ridiculous? I'm not very interesting, which isn't a problem.

[a l e x @fiscadoro]

talking to myself and answering

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Why can’t you just pretend everything is fine like a normal person

[Jö$h @JoshKing2]

Who are these maniacs?

*Gestures at most of you*

[Her Tall Boots @fuzzlime]

I just want to walk around in a bikini with the confidence of a dad at a waterpark

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

It's only cute when I drive like shit. The rest of you need to get it together.

[KM 𓂀 @ancienttravels7]

You touch the world in ways nobody else can

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

It's amazing I'm not depressed

What's wrong with me

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

Don't Delete your tweet. Give it a chance we all deserve a break.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

[Adjusting my Burger King crown] You've made a powerful enemy today, pal

[Jö$h @JoshKing2]

When I'm rolling my eyes I'm counting the ways I could kill you.

[Jö$h @JoshKing2]

Hello everyone. Please don't ever forget:

You're much better than the bad things that happen to you.

[Jö$h @JoshKing2]

[Why in the fuck am I talking in brackets?]

[Jö$h @JoshKing2]

I'm paralyzed with anxiety but in a sexy way.

[Jö$h @JoshKing2]

A few more bad decision's and you'll have the whole collection.

[Jö$h @JoshKing2]

Tell me about yourself avoiding any specific details.

[ДρøℂДℓУρ✞îℂ ฬ๏๓คภ ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @W0nderW0manW0w]

the only one I’ll compete with is who I see in the mirror

[Jö$h @JoshKing2]

Smoking and vaping is bad for you. Maybe chew on the tip of a dildo?

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

You only truly have freedom of speech if you can afford a personal bodyguard.

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

Why burn the bridges with your long-time friends when you can just go on vacation with them?