joshmheller

Cook pretending to be intellectual heavyweight. Opinions are usually plagiarised.

[joshmheller @joshmheller]

@chalravens @Gracioppo_ This is a fantastic article. I remember when @sethtroxler played Spice Up Your Life in the middle of an all night set in Barcelona. It indeed spiced up my life and inspired me and my partner to become DJs who play a lot of pop music.

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

🎶This is America!🎶

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

im creating my own olympics for beautiful women to smoke weed and run fast at

[joshmheller @joshmheller]

#fucktheolympics

[joshmheller @joshmheller]

@angelplaysmusic @MarcellusESQ famously. 4 inches of piss every saturday night. wot?

[joshmheller @joshmheller]

@rowethere @chalravens @crystalwillseeu See @AnnaWalnycki , that’s Denise in full drag. Serving Debenhams realness in 1/2 inch heels. High. Glamour.

[joshmheller @joshmheller]

Denise (my drag persona) in quick drag is in the background, working away as usual.

[Crystal @crystalwillseeu]

Fun #DragRaceUK fact: the Queen Dick Pub in last week’s "Beastenders" episode was named after a Burning Man camp I’m part of - we go every year and build a cockney pub that’s been taken over by drag queens in the desert. I'm serious - the writer is my mate!

[Bianca Del Rio @TheBiancaDelRio]

@trixiemattel @RuPaulsDragRace Define the word “WON” 😬

[joshmheller @joshmheller]

@crystalwillseeu It's hard work but somebody has to do it while also looking incredible.

[BÎмÎηÎ @biminibabes]

Dismantle the patriarchy

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Hypocrites. Complete and utter hypocrites.

And don't forget @MayorAdler who took a private jet with eight people to Cabo and WHILE IN CABO recorded a video telling Austinites to "stay home if you can...this is not the time to relax."

[FunkLip @funkomi]

A company that made £1billion in *profit* has been contracted by the UK government to provide food to children and is spending 16% of the contract on the actual food and pocketing 83% to cover operations and profit.

This observation is made without comment.

[joshmheller @joshmheller]

@Stanly2N @Femi_Sorry Just a thought, but, if you don't want to hear from Femi, maybe don't read his twitter feed?

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

There needs to be a word for when you're comforting your sobbing teenage daughter's sorrow over Harry Styles seeming to be into older women, whilst also putting on lipstick and mouthing "I am coming for you, Harry" in the mirror.

[joshmheller @joshmheller]

@Stanly2N @Femi_Sorry Solid analysis. Can’t find fault with that line of reasoning.

[joshmheller @joshmheller]

@Stanly2N @Femi_Sorry He informed millions of people of not just the realities of the inner workings of the EU but also of the truly tragic stupidity that is Brexit.

[Patrick Gaspard @patrickgaspard]

My fellow Americans, one thing I learned from my close study of history in South Africa is that Truth and Justice must come before Reconciliation.

[Arthur Delaney 🇺🇸 @ArthurDelaneyHP]

Me? I think it's weird how many Republicans voted to overturn election AFTER rioters whose only aim was overturning the election ransacked both the House and Senate, killed a cop and wrote MURDER THE MEDIA on a door