Joshua Bowman

An ASPIRING SCREENWRITER & BUSINESS STUDENT with a menial day job. I spend my free time WRITING & PLAYING GUITAR.

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

Macro! http://t.co/kvFVGqki

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

I've never been so excited for a (two) company (ies) to take AN INORDINATE AMOUNT OF MONEY FROM ME. Apple + Verizon = (beaut) Evil Genius.

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

@abbymcdonald You do anything other than watch tv? I hear good things about reading.

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

Apparently the labels on Burt's Bees chap stick were designed to disintegrate. #burtsbees

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

Can't seem to find how much verizon iphone will cost existing customers wo an upgrade discount.

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

...esta for nonattorneys.

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

I know probate law is necessary, but i think it was designed to help people fall asleep, handling estates is just a by-product. It's Lun ...

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

@Tarynvvg That link took me to NOWHERE... I'm bummed now. I like best buy :(

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

@MrDonaldGlover Strip-clubs invented the "B squad" for Tuesday nights.

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

Phone was snuggled up next to one of my new pillows... Inside the pillow case. Like asleep me was stashing it there for safe keeping.

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

I can't find my phone... and it's not very good at Marco Polo.

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

I gotta give it up for @zefrank His League of Awesomeness just became a reality. http://bit.ly/a5QvVe

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

I dig @fivesprockets but I wish more people knew about it. If you can write, this website has tools that just about any author would need.

[Nils Parker @NilsAParker]

These days, few things unite us as Americans more than our reactions to catching ourselves on the jumbotron.

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

Is there a situation where it would be appropriate to carve a butter statue? Weirdest/awesomest script idea I've ever heard.

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

"Brad Cutter Ruined My Life... Again" script is funny, with stylish asides... like it's prodding readers, making sure they laugh on cue.

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

Why do all banner ads for workout prducts always make me feel like I should get checked for STDs?

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

overusing elipses... need... to find... a... different way to... show pauses and trail-offs... that's a thing... right? ...trail-offs?

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

Just used Madden to reinforce my belief that the Jets are this year's SUPER BOWL champs.

[Joshua Bowman @joshua_bowman]

To whoever took my @dangerbowman account: I hate your face.