Joshua Boyden

Single dad, rider of bicycles, coffee addict and hater of the oxford comma.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

In 2016 & ‘17, I paid thousands of dollars a year in taxes *as a bartender.*

Trump paid $750.

He contributed less to funding our communities than waitresses & undocumented immigrants.

Donald Trump has never cared for our country more than he cares for himself. A walking scam.

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@TonyHawkTheGame @tdfred I feel like we needed a quarantine last time this was released.

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Me on @GoZwift while the fence is on:
“Stupid fence ruins all my fun”

Me on @GoZwift without the fence:
“Heeeeeeeeeeellllpppppppp!!! The road is going upwards and I’m dying 🤪🤢🤮”
#bringbackthefence #justforthehills

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@tdfred I have surrendered Sand Harbor to memory until I am motived enough at 6 am to go to the lake.

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I feel like I should title this winter “It’s Always Sunny in Watopia.”

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Of course the only day it rains this winter is the last Sac CX...

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@tdfred Is it bad that I’m more impressed you found an emoji for SMH???

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@trispence Haha! That is definitely a very meta-rehashing.

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If you barf after a sprint for a race finish in the teens, do you tell your GF? Also...do you tweet about it???

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@tdfred Haha! I definitely will not be caught surfing for a very long time either! That movie is so real and terrifying!

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Legit, “legit” is a word that only exists in the vernacular of Sacramento. Like super legit.

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Thank you @RenoCXnats for the great course and fun times today! I had a blast cheering for all my favorite riders!

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Is it bad that I hope the Kombuchas I select have a little extra fermentation?

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Does anyone else laugh a little whenever they hear someone talk about their Di2 run out of battery?

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Does wanting to race “on the road” mean that I’ve actually lost my mind?

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When my Garmin is beeping at me to sprint and I'm making playlists of the worst EDM I can find I know it's cross season...

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It's starting to feel like cross season.

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It's only 102 outside and downtown is almost a ghost town. Totally a good day to ride for some non-bux coffee.

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I think I just found the best spot to reload on coffee in between Auburn and Placerville.