joss dixon

Stuart Pearce Penalty Award Winner. Go to work. Garden. Pat dog. Watch Forest. Play rugby when not broken.

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@rahulpnwr12 @England @BellinghamJude @morgz_10 @JHenderson @EE He is the Forest Captain, Won the World Cup with England u17s and Captained England u21s to winning the 2023 Euros.

You know jack mate. Move along.

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@rahulpnwr12 @England @BellinghamJude @morgz_10 @JHenderson @EE Played team sport all my life Rahul. Got a pretty good idea.
You dont bring a cheer leader over a 15 goal premier league midfielder whos bang in form

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@jimmy_sowden @England @BellinghamJude @morgz_10 @JHenderson @EE MGW literally won us nearly every game we won on his own. 15 prem goals from midfield, for a relegation battle.

Madueke scored two for the Champions. Gordon got 6 i think, mostly pennos.

Talking out ya arse Shun

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@ROS5IHD £70m

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@UTDTrey @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Be worth more than that in a few weeks🕺🏻
Lads 23 so resale value will be the same or more. Bargain.

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@NFFC Literally not heard a word from, or about her since she arrived🤣

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@HunterBiden What this guy said 🙌🏻☝🏻

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@RealGotejo @nffc1865__ He was good against shit teams in Europe. No where near good enough for a Premier league striker. Great player, but not elite either.

The Brazilian League mages great players look elite.

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@sladeNFFC Elanga or Rashford.
Harvey Elliott.
Ivan Toney,

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@SkySports_Keith The GOAT (his agent that is, Gordons pish)

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@Forest_Review Savona’s Pish

[Vinnie Sullivan @VinnieSull1van]

The man who incubated a duck egg in his underpants, 1981. Say what you like. It worked. 🦆

[Sky Bet @SkyBet]

Premier League goal contributions this season 📊

Morgan Gibbs-White - 1⃣8⃣
Jarrod Bowen - 1⃣8⃣
Dominic Calvert-Lewin - 1⃣5⃣
Danny Welbeck - 1⃣4⃣
Phil Foden - 1⃣2⃣
Cole Palmer - 1⃣0⃣
𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐞𝐤𝐞 - 3⃣

The only player included in Tuchel's England squad is Madueke... 😬

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@JPercyTelegraph @MikeyClarke22 Need to find space for Jordan Henderson though John 🤦🏻‍♂️

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@HarryMaguire93 @BobbyManzi Always a threat at set pieces in Internationals where the defences are u familiar with each other.

Losing at half time and an extra attacking threat from CB could be the difference.

Short sighted from Tuchel.

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@DGoughie @ben366486451371 Foot of slack

[joss dixon @jossdicko]

@FabrizioRomano Always a threat at set pieces in Internationals where the defences are unfamiliar with each other.

Losing at half time and an extra attacking threat from CB could be the difference.

Short sighted from Tuchel.