Joughker

Stand up comedian.

[Renato Gaúcho Insider @qi83ofc]

> seja o Niko Bellic

> nasce na Iugoslávia, pai bêbado e abusivo
> vida miserável até os 12 anos
> Guerra Civil Iugoslava explode
> Niko tem 13 anos
> irmão morre no conflito
> Niko se alista mesmo assim
> pelotão de 15 homens é emboscado
> 12 morrem na hora
> alguém vendeu a posição do grupo
> Niko passa anos querendo saber quem foi
> guerra acaba
> país destruído, sem emprego, sem futuro
> cai no crime, vai preso, trabalha pro tráfico
> barco afunda no Adriático, o chefe russo quer sua cabeça
> primo Roman manda cartas dos EUA
> "tenho mansão, carros, mulheres, vem pra cá"
> Niko embarca num cargueiro como marinheiro
> passa meses no mar
> chega em Liberty City com apenas uma mochila e uma lista com dois nomes

GTA IV tem o melhor protagonista da história da franquia, e isso não tem nem discussão.

[Lucas Bergvall Insider @Berlusconnii]

GTA IV é, sem dúvida, o melhor GTA.

Sem pais bilionários, sem supercarros, sem estilo de vida de fútil.

Só Niko Bellic chegando com 7 libras no bolso, uma promessa falsa do primo e pura determinação.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9 pm.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

The people who make fitted sheets need to sit down with the people who make mattresses and get on the same page.

Making the bed shouldn't be like putting a swimming cap over a fridge

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I don't know how to act my age.

I've never been this old before.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I run every day for 15 minutes. If I miss a day l add 15 minutes to the next day.

This has truly been a game changer.

Tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 months.

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaYZ]

The golden age of Cartoon Network.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Cyberleek in 10 years coming back just to leak RDR3

[Joughker @joughker]

@HartSuit @Favwontmiss So you double down on being a retard. Congratulations.

[Joughker @joughker]

@ds2badlol @charlieINTEL You're not actually that dumb, are you?

[Crispies @Runhob]

Captain “just fuck my shit up” Price
#MW4

[Joughker @joughker]

@HartSuit @Favwontmiss We've reached a new level of retardation with this comment.

Do you know what a dictionary is? Go look up the definition of the word free.

Brain dead.

[Joughker @joughker]

@_MambaForever_ McGregor is washed, you're defending anti-consumer practices, and you're retarded.

Some people really have nothing going on up their skull. I would call you braindead, but that would be assuming that you have a brain. You clearly don't.

You're a cuck.

[Joughker @joughker]

@ThisGuysOnDrugs @charlieINTEL You're still convinced standalone posts were made about you. You're still here replying to me. You must be tripping balls if you think all day was spent arguing with you. I don't recall my day going that way.

You on the other hand, spent all day arguing with me. Go to sleep.

[Joughker @joughker]

@DavidWi00355713 @MyStuffSucks @InfinityWard So now you try to act like you never mentioned movement, when it was the first thing you assumed when I commented the game is slop.

Issues:
TTK/TTD
Maps
Spawns
SBMM
Unbalanced gunplay
MOVEMENT

ALL fundamental, basic gameplay elements of an FPS. ALL done wrong.

[Joughker @joughker]

@DavidWi00355713 @MyStuffSucks @InfinityWard Do you have even a single functioning brain cell? Who said the game needs to be perfect? Who said you weren't allowed to like slop? You assumed people don't like the game because "movement."

You COD boys are not operating on even a basic level of understanding and comprehension.

[Joughker @joughker]

@lastchalice Who are you? Why do we care what you think? You are clearly a digital supporter.

Are you somehow a victim here? Did someone say mean words to you because they are passionate about defending physical ownership?

You type of people are the insufferable ones.