Jourdan Ryan

I’d rather be at home.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

President Trump, you made a big mistake. By trying to divide us up by race, religion, gender and nationality you actually brought us closer.

[Michael Gungor @michaelgungor]

The America that elected Obama is still here. The America that has always resisted the hate deep in our history and veins is still here. ✊🏽

[House of Cards @HouseofCards]

We make the terror.

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

"He's not the president of the electoral college. He's the president of the whole country." -Tom Brokaw

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

Oh, Mariah.

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

I kinda can't believe that I'm now raising my kids in a world where Donald Trump is president. I'm sorry but that just feels gross.

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

@calebhazelwood Brett was too. He spent a solid hour last night searching for a bootleg of it somewhere.

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

You guys. The host of a reality show is our president. Like our actual president. Of our actual country. You do know that, right?

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

Is it weird to anyone else that Coca Cola's new marketing strategy is stating that Coke goes well with food?

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

"I don't usually snapchat without being tan. It's a thing." -@KimKardashian

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

"No part of me is excited. Every part of me is unexcited." -Carly #BachelorInParadise

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

"Josh Murray? Handsome guy." -Vinny #BachelorInParadise

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

Leah and Daniel.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #BachelorInParadise

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

I. Don't. Like. Leah. #BachelorInParadise

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

Carly and Evan?! Nooooo! #BachelorInParadise

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

Leah, there was nothing "lighthearted" or "flirty" about that kiss. #BachelorInParadise

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

Pretty sure my unborn son is rearranging my organs/bones. Weird stuff going on in there, man.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I always bring my baseball glove to the ballpark, just in case a falcon wants to land on my hand.

[Jourdan Ryan @jour]

@sarahherron has been my fave since season 1. Now, even more so.👏🏼👏🏼 #BachelorInParadise