journ

dehydrated, depressed and ready for a rest

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

love pickles so much i put myself in one

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

Sorry brother I can’t come out, I gotta wait for my candle to burn a little bit longer so as to avoid tunneling

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

They should sell edibles at the airport with the slogan "make every flight a red eye". This would make approximately 600 billion dollars

[chase @_chase_____]

running an errand after the sun has gone down………….that’s a quest

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

troye sivan in drag is so hot jesus christ

[journ @jourrneyy]

if u hate cereal i probably hate u

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Eras Tour has been the most meaningful, electric experience of my life so far and I’m overjoyed to tell you that it’ll be coming to the big screen soon 😆 Starting Oct 13th you’ll be able to experience the concert film in theaters in North America! Tickets are on sale now at https://t.co/lLl7WR4BTr. Eras attire, friendship bracelets, singing and dancing encouraged 🫶 1, 2, 3 LGB!!!! (iykyk)

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Used To Be Young. August 25th.

[We Assess Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

feel the rainbow

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

WE ARE EXPANDING NORTH. BY 2050 THERE WILL BE GATORS IN MAINE. MARK MY WORDS

[🍒 @cherryxmuva]

im a tmi enjoyer. u can never give me too much information i want all the details

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

for all the medicated barbies out there

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

the broccoli goblin

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

mentally i’m here:

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

drop your tattoos