✨ 𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖆 ✨

danger is relative

[onion person @CantEverDie]

only thing i have to add onto this is 3 years ago i was attending a queer anarchist event and on the final day there was a warehouse rave and a group of people were actively trying to set it on fire because there was a no masks enforced orgy on the second floor of the warehouse

[titi🪩✶⋆.˚ @chevetiti]

eu estava nesses trajes com um YORKSHIRE em uma BOLSA e uma velha branca me pergunta o modelo de uma blusa. falei não sei. ela em choque: você não trabalha aqui??

[afrika🧜🏿‍♀️🔱 @nobengunii]

your dysfunctional parents need to be scared of you to respect you. you have to show your parents that you are insane & they created a person crazier than them. that is the dysfunctional parent psychology.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

no i love how life is a series of situations that you're unequipped to handle until you've already handled them and the moment has passed. i think that's awesome

[Ryan W. Mead @rwmead]

A humor magazine called Spy famously played multiple pranks on Donald Trump the most famous of which was sending out multiple checks for increasingly low amounts starting at $1.11 and ending at 13¢. The only two people to cash every check were a Saudi arms dealer and Donald Trump

[cheyenne 🦋 @reddskyy_]

taps the sign

[Wizard Lynds 🍉 @wizardlynds]

@CheesyCheesy3 I take a few shots of vodka in front of the interviewer to help regulate my nervous system and manage my anxiety

[gnarly xcx @gnarlybaejepsen]

@disco_martini Folx makes me want to rip my hair out

[JDK @JDKDAY]

Generational differences are fake. Everyone is rude. Everyone stares at you like a slack jawed moron. Everyone is more conservative and prudish. Everyone listens to short form content out loud on their phones in public places

[xana @dwxon]

fui tirar uma foto do neném bocejando e simplesmente tirei a melhor foto da história kkkkkkkkkkk

[caviar @crabcavity]

I am a monogamous animal but unfortunately the easiest way to learn about the world specifically is to flirt. It's harder for me to get people to answer my intrusive questions and show me their furniture if I don't seem like I might kiss them. anthropological obstructions

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

I am not a fan of the “good morning” text. What am I possibly going to report back to you at 9am? The temperature of my morning coffee? The inscrutable context of my latest dream?

[S @even_steven8tht]

I don’t think there’s a statement that better captures the conservative world view

[✨ 𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖆 ✨ @joussska]

@Wadegqcc @4Evil_Resident2 meth*

[honest new jersey tax payer @jude_bus]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen two women skating together like this and it’s kinda….the most beautiful thing I’ve ever fucking seen???

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Sometimes I will work an entire shift next to a nurse who is incredibly competent, thoughtful, and skilled at healthcare and then she will turn to me at the end of the shift and say some shit like "they're putting chemicals in Mountain Dew to make more children turn trans."

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

I’m sorry but this had me in tears