Joline van der Merwe

Editor. Journalist. Photographer. Humanitarian. Aunt. #GratefulThankfulBlessed #NAC4Life

[Joline van der Merwe @jovan25]

Looking to open an account for your business?
@StandardBankZA
is a NO. Quick and efficient when opening my account, service after that pretty pathetic. I'll be closing all 3 my accounts.
#smallbusinessowner #hustle #ItsAno

[Joline van der Merwe @jovan25]

@thedean_za @StandardBankZA Can't access accounts on there either.

[Joline van der Merwe @jovan25]

SIM card stops working, went to @StandardBankZA branch for the 3rd time to change number, biz account now red flagged due to 'security issue', call fraud dept - transfers me to somewhere, no explanation. It's 30mins later... #smallbusinessowner #ItsToughOutHere

[Joline van der Merwe @jovan25]

@StandardBankZA I ended up going into the branch for the 3rd time, spoke to a consultant, was told it will be solved within 24hrs. I now can't do ANY transactions, some "security issue". On the phone with fraud dept as we speak, was transferred without any explanation and its been 30mins, so no.

[Joline van der Merwe @jovan25]

Service @StandardBankZA is just as shitty as #CellC
Unable to use my banking app/no OTP because after 3 visits to the bank they still can't figure out how to change my cell number.

[Joline van der Merwe @jovan25]

Companies wouldn't need to spend so much money on marketing campaigns if they just worked on their #CustomerService

[Joline van der Merwe @jovan25]

#CellC can't even rate your shitty service. Keeps saying there's been an error #gatvolformercustomer

[Joline van der Merwe @jovan25]

It takes a lot for me to lose my shit, but have truly had enough of @CellC Manager won't even speak to me #incompetent #idiotic #beyondgatvol

[Joline van der Merwe @jovan25]

@CellC_Support Check your DMs, I want to cancel my contract. Been paying religiously but still no calls, no SMSes and no one is able to assist.

[Joline van der Merwe @jovan25]

Haibo, if you resign from #Twitter, you resign. You can't write an essay saying you're just opening another account. Just me?

[Loyiso Gola @loyisogola]

My mom graduated today and my brother @lazgola was out there. Maaaaan I wish I could have been there but got a show that opens in NYC in two days. I hope my momma life inspires you. Started University at age 55 and at 60 she in an honors graduate.With intentions to study further!

[Joline van der Merwe @jovan25]

When you're making me feel some kinda way, I block you. But when I'm done putting up with your BS, you just stop existing to me. I will keep your number though, I need you to see how great my life is without you.

[Vannie Kaap @_vanniekaap]

When I get tired of being taken for a pop, my blocking game is so strong; I'll block you on all platforms, all planets and in all dimensions. Even in the afterlife I'll be like "Tsek, ken ek vi jou?"

[Joline van der Merwe @jovan25]

Wow! 💙

[Caster Semenya @MightyCaster]

👇👇👇

[Joline van der Merwe @jovan25]

#Facebook - the platform where you create a page in your name, because maybe, post nothing and still get likes.

[Graeme Raubenheimer @GraemeRauby]

The DA loses another court case. The UDM's Mongameli Bobani stays the mayor of Port Elizabeth. What's next for @AtholT? #NMBCouncil

[PIC: Fredlin Adriaan]

[Sowetan @Sowetan1981]

The erotic book Fifty Shades of Grey was among some of the reads that made it onto Winnie Madikizela-Mandela's bookshelf‚ her granddaughter Zoleka has revealed. https://t.co/IJd3doK031

[Joline van der Merwe @jovan25]

#Selfie at the Oceana Group's centenary celebrations at the #LuckyStar factory in St Helena Bay today. #100Years #PilchardsForDays #FishingCommunities

[Deirdre Heenan @deirdreheenan]

This is Dr Richard Harris. The Australian anesthesiologist, aeromedical consultant, cave diving expert with over 30 years experience. Responsible for co-ordinating the #ThaiCaveResue operation.

When your children ask about heroes, tell them about him.

[Vannie Kaap @_vanniekaap]

This photo of laaities in Mitchell's Plain playing in the street where human KAK has been flowing for weeks, is making me KAK kwaad.
Image Credit: @kaylynnpalm