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@glusong my wife is still scarred by the hamsters

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@CT_Nakamoto @tulpapilled Opioids can trigger latent mental illness. Pain itself can cause personality shifts. Dude got tested and cracked. No one knows how they will react until it happens to them, either. This isn't a defense, it's just a reality check. We're all one wrong step away from the edge.

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@SandyFrizzle Separate rooms (If you're able) and a set schedule. Also I second checking out Jackson Galaxy for more advice.

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@Consciouslyblvk Yes, lesbians, noted users of birth control.

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@shannonrwatts Damn, that's William? I thought he was Don Jr. for a minute.

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@g_twts @lilmonsterhagg There's a few tears but I wouldn't describe it as devastating. The journey is more important than the end, too. I really enjoyed the movie.

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@holly Ginger cats also have a higher degree of sexual dimorphism, which is a fancy way of saying ginger toms tend to be big boys and ginger ladies tend to be tiny girls.

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@omghelayna @tinashehive I have a microplane, grate a little fresh garlic with no mess and no fuss. You will never buy jarlic again.

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@countrygoose30 @Hurrdiidurrr @leamaric Kristen Chenowith and Idina Menzel had to deal with relentless articles pitting them against each other. These two aren't taking any chances, lol.

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@agathaswiftt Not *technically* lying bc it's probably her agency talking to the MCU :P

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@40_on_E https://t.co/9L5XRksIQQ

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@pikeblanchett moist

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@allenanalysis My mother died of untreated ovarian cancer in Texas. She blamed Obama, said he ruined her life, even though the reason she had no insurance was that the State of Texas refused to take the Federal money offered them to expand Medicare.

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Ellen DeGeneres absorbing the fame from the slightly viral person of the week

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@itsbritneyloh She's not new!

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@FolkloreMarTS She ate on this, though.

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@Chromaticano2 @dxckiii @jinsoulfaguette She had me til she claimed a straight woman put her shorts behind the headboard like that.

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@bl00dyt33th09 Gotta love a trailer.

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@Rizabellepow He also didn't win the nomination twice. 🤷‍♀️

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@ronaldscherpen1 @DaveKeating Guns are relatively cheap, which means gun collectors massively skew this number.