Jo Macaulay

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Reform MP Richard Tice lists Keir Starmer's "failures" as he asks when he will resign

Starmer: "If he paid his tax, we'd have more money to deal with these issues"

#PMQs

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

@Sofia50020Sofia Skin?

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

I entered to win a chance to travel around South Africa on an adventure with @TourRadar! Enter now! #AdventureBeginsHere https://t.co/rdaidY8aft
Part of the entry conditions were that I shared this fact, so feel free to ignore this post - or not, as you wish :)

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

@WhisperingBob @elonmusk Well done Bob. I didn't use this much before EM and now I only sit and watch. I suppose I too should withdraw, given the indirect support I'm giving to that orange clown.

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

Faf - not if you're in one of the tents though I guess.

[JK 🐏🐎 @JK_dcfc]

Chaos at creamfields this morning as the storm hits 🤣tents snapped, girls screaming, and a rogue dinosaur on the loose. This was taken at 6:20 btw

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

@JamesBlunt "...fucking Coldplay with that jingly sentimental crap they spout," brings forth an interesting set of images. What all of them or just Chris Martin? Either way it might be difficult to top that?? Or bottom it for that matter (sorry, lowering the tone here). 😂

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

https://t.co/x5RYoZ7i5M

[David Bowie Glamour @DavidBowieGlam]

RIP Michael Parkinson. Essential viewing on a Saturday night.
#BowieForever #DavidBowie #MichaelParkinson

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

Very clever - I wonder whose idea this was?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Still can't believe I co-wrote a song with David Bowie ❤️

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

That is one strong woman there. "Hard times create strong women, strong women create good times..." - feck to the rest of this dumb quote. Did you get chatgpt to write it? Are you trying to win an unpopularity contest? Because you're clearly winning hands down.

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

A real man wouldn’t hide in hospital and leave his wife alone to face the music, because of his choices.

A real man would own it. Stand in front of the media and say “I am so sorry for what I have put my family through.”

A real man would do these things because he cared more about his family than himself.

The feminisation of men is bad for marriages, families and children.

Strong men. Strong women. That’s the way forward.

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

Exactly what I would expect from a true Artist. And an Aussi. (I'm glad he put 'bored' first though)

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

"They were conflicted feelings. Extremely bored... complete awestruck... amused... angered." Nick Cave reflects on attending the coronation, and speaks to @krishgm about political correctness and living with grief. https://t.co/xXxWJo8Vts

[Ventnor Exchange @VentnorExchange]

One for the diary, we're hosting a Christmas Vintage Market which will be popping up at Ventnor Exchange on 10th/11th December.

Have a rummage through the rails and sample a special festive beverage or two!

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

@DougAlldred Has she tailored that manifesto for him?

[Ventnor Fringe @vfringe]

Construction begins 🔨 #ventnorfringe #vfringe22

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

Thanks John!

[John Giddings @JohnGiddings01]

Isle of Wight Festival visit for Dimbola Vice President https://t.co/MNdw5vNn8a via @OnTheWight

[OnTheWight: Isle of Wight News @onthewight]

Isle of Wight Festival visit for Dimbola Vice President

@JuliaCameronDeV thanked @JohnGiddings01 for the space at @IsleOfWightFest and helped promote @DimbolaMuseum and Galleries

https://t.co/im4XRZTpJN

#IsleofWight #iwnews

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

@DougAlldred He'll just have a 'meeting' there instead, for 'a few' of his closest friends and colleagues, and someone might bring the odd crate of Pol Roger (Churchill's favourite Champagne - the man he's modelled himself on).

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

@SweatyPalmsPro1 @FringeReview @CamdenFringe @vfringe I'll be there Frankie! Do we get to dance? (And sing obvs)

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

@SweatyPalmsPro1 @FringeReview @CamdenFringe Playing at @vfringe - 30th and 31st July.

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

Hippy solstice

[Jo Macaulay @joxmacaulay]

@RobdaBank You ought to come up here for sunrise with all of us old hippies Rob!