Maddie Carroll

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[Maddie Carroll @joy_madeline]

"How's nursing school going?"

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Thanks for helping us this year, can we go ahead and lock you in for the 2024-2025 season?”

[Maddie Carroll @joy_madeline]

People on dating apps are absolutely terrifying.

[Maddie Carroll @joy_madeline]

Does it piss anyone else off that politicians are getting the covid vaccine before people who actually work for a living? #suckmydick

[Maddie Carroll @joy_madeline]

Does anyone else take preworkout to clean or is it just me.

[Lana Condor @lanacondor]

September, please be gentle.

[He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn]

Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon

[Zoe Abel @mrsmoose_]

Me waking up on September 1st

[Maddie Carroll @joy_madeline]

Twatter

[Maddie Carroll @joy_madeline]

Santa all I want for Christmas is that LC 🙏🙏🙏 #nurselife

[Maddie Carroll @joy_madeline]

One step forward two steps back

[Maddie Carroll @joy_madeline]

Wow @ATT you really fucked up directtv now

[kelly @kelllicopter]

i got drunk last night and accidentally requested off the entire month of november and somehow it got approved

[Maddie Carroll @joy_madeline]

Is a toddler just an old baby?

[Maddie Carroll @joy_madeline]

Dang I gotta stop treating myself

[Rose Olson MD @rose_m_olson]

Admitting patients to the “V.I.P. luxury” hospital floor just feels yucky.

The concept may make sense in a salon, but when it comes to health, no one should receive less respect or attention based on the number of zeros in a bank account.