Alan Joyce 💙

Apprentice glass manipulator at Dixon Glass, keen golfer and cricketer, love beer and chocolate

[Double Down News @DoubleDownNews]

Netanyahu just said "Hamas burned babies alive."

He then received a standing ovation by Congress.

FACT CHECK:

Zero babies were burned alive on October 7th.

This is What Really Happened @pularjs

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

@TrevB58 @TaylorMod Jack Black is my spirit human🤘🏻😈

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

@TrevB58 @brucerisk Cramps?

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

Brilliant! 👏🏻😆

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Could all the Joneses please slow down and let David Moyes keep up

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

Fab⚽❤️

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

"VAR is a disgrace. Before, you'd call the referee a w*nker. Now you have to call 3 anonymous people w*nkers. The game's gone."

"Directing our hatred at faceless people 300 miles away to cover up for our own failings. They're turning us in to the Daily Mail!"

Pundits on VAR

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

@TrevB58 @CarlBovisNature Obviously good on both wings, Trev😉

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

@jonhenly @tonbridgeangels I'll join you for a vodka, I'll join you for a Jaeger, the rest you can keep to yourself!😉 Sad to see you leave, top fella on and off the pitch 💙🤍⚽🍻🍻

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

Fantastic 😆🤣

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Got the nod

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

Perfick!😆

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

📞"London has fallen. Sadiq Khan has hidden inside an Islamist Trojan Horse and rolled into the city. Only Susan Hall can roll it back!"

Colin from Portsmouth is passionate about the London mayoral election, despite never setting foot in the place as it's a no go area.

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

😆🤣😆🤣

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Adidas has banned people customising the German football kit with the number 44 as it resembles the Nazi SS insignia, and to be on the safe side they’ve also withdrawn the away shirt which was apparently brown

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

@nickheathsport Schotts' vanilla Heist, Alcoholic Seltzer, was the first one I had. Tasted like Cream Soda🥂

[Ladies European Tour @LETgolf]

💜 @jt_golf

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

@supertanskiii I'm not sure I could love you more 😘

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

"Why don't Easter eggs say Easter on them?"😡

The UK calendar of outrage, as told by Colin from Portsmouth.

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Glad we finally settled that whole flag debate

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

Awesome, as ever!

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

"Our British values are under threat! I'm being chemically castrated!"

"What are British values, Colin?"

Colin from Portsmouth explains British values.

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

@TrevB58 @tonbridgeangels @HWFCOfficial @TheVanaramaNL D'oh!

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

@TrevB58 Unfortunately, parakeets are not good news for indigenous species. Very pretty, very noisy, but invaders.

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

@CountBinface Do we call him Won't Dry, now?

[Alan Joyce 💙 @joyceburger69]

Genius

[Vic and Bob @IsItTrue_false]

The transfer window is open...... available on a free