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[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

You do not earn a billion dollars. You steal it. Nobody works a billion times harder than a nurse, a teacher, or a farmer. That wealth comes from underpaying the people who actually did the work. Stop praising hoarders who are just really good at wage theft.

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

A nigga will ignore a problem for three weeks, then solve it at 2 a.m. like a genius.

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

my final act of love is staying away from you for the rest of my life

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

Old cartoon logic is hilarious 😂

[D @MoonlitStep]

a good scent can really throw a nigga off

[TheQuoteEngine @good_bad_boi9]

The hardest battles are the ones you smile through

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

some people are so smart that they actually become retarded

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

Smoking weed became uncool the same way smoking cigarettes became uncool

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

I’m PRAYING that in the next few minutes, I can come back here and tell y’all LIL DURK HAS BEEN FOUND NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES.

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

I just got hospitalised for being cringe. They put me in the awk ward

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

Told my girlfriend that mum is deaf so speak loud and slow.

Also told mum that my girlfriend is special needs

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

“This tweet has been deleted” was such a powerful comedic tool

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Intellectual flirting is one of the most dangerous forms of attraction.

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

I hate that money is such a constant thought in life. We spend more than half our lives stressing about how to earn it, how to spend it, and how not to run out of it. It’s exhausting.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

It’s scary when the washing machine start spinning so fast.

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

People who don’t know the difference between 🥹 and 🥺 stress me out

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

Old people using 😏 instead of 😒

[Natsmart @nathehinon_]

Behind every "I'm good” is a guy trying not to give up.

[joy fav @joyfavf_]

Free lil Durk
#lilDurk #lil #durk