Joy Hays

A carbon-based biped who feeds on witty quips and thought provoking stories. My thoughts are my own, but can be yours through Digital Halcyon.

[Joy Hays @joyhays]

What's up #DudePerfectTour? We're ready to Pound it, Noggin, and SEE YOU!!!!

[Joy Hays @joyhays]

What's up #DudePerfectTour? We're ready to Pound it, Noggin, and SEE YOU!!!!

[Joy Hays @joyhays]

With the family watching Branson make history...again #Unity22 #coolsuit

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Champion Of Gender Equality, Dies At 87 https://t.co/V0b7oSFYPy

[Labcorp @Labcorp]

LabCorp’s free #COVID19 #antibody testing program is now available. Simply ask your doctor about it during your next visit. Should you have the antibodies, you may be eligible to donate plasma to aid in the fight against the virus. More: https://t.co/zTON7HWmtp

[Labcorp @Labcorp]

LabCorp is creating a no-charge #COVID19 #antibody testing program to accelerate donations of blood plasma.

[Joy Hays @joyhays]

Making it through 2020 like.....

[Labcorp @Labcorp]

.@Humana will now be providing LabCorp’s #COVID19 at-home test collection kit to members after they complete a risk assessment on https://t.co/4MA6pW8Rst. The kit enables individuals to conduct a self-administered nasal swab without leaving their home. https://t.co/nLsbdBzOY6

[Labcorp @Labcorp]

Help fight back against #COVID19 by donating plasma. If you’ve tested positive, your #antibodies could help those who are currently sick with the virus as well as aid in the development of potentially life-saving treatments. Learn more at https://t.co/g3QymBuC4t
#TheFightIsInUs

[Joy Hays @joyhays]

@HenricoSchools @GovernorVA @VDOE_News I heard talks of putting students in rotation by last name so that at least families would be on the same schedule. Is that still being considered?

[Joy Hays @joyhays]

Dear June,
I know you just got here, but it's been rough times. You have been know to bring winds of change with you, so I hope you have packed well.

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

In this time of extreme hurt "there is always good in the world" is put to the test. But as hard as it is to see, the good is always there. And it always will be when people stand with each other, listen to each other, learn from each other so we can make change with each other.

[Joy Hays @joyhays]

@ZisserZappy Audio books from libby (or whatever is your local library app) and EPIC has been awesome for my kiddo

[Labcorp @Labcorp]

New update from @Walgreens. As @AdamHSchechter, our president and CEO, shared: “We are proud to strengthen our existing partnership with Walgreens and we stand with all Americans, healthcare workers, and those on the frontlines who are helping people in need.”

[Labcorp @Labcorp]

Hear our CEO @AdamHSchechter talk about the new at-home test for #COVID19 on @SquawkCNBC.

[Labcorp @Labcorp]

We’ve made good progress on #COVID19 testing. We are now performing 55,000-65,000 #COVID19 tests per day with no backlog. Patients can access results on our Patient Portal. For more info, visit: https://t.co/lYMJO6L52P

[Labcorp @Labcorp]

Our #COVID19 test results are now available to healthcare providers between 2-4 days from the date of specimen pick up. Stay tuned as we make other improvements to decrease the time patients need to wait to receive their results. More info: https://t.co/fPbYLOhFRT

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

“Fauci or the Jews” is trending because the Washington Post doesn’t use the Oxford comma & gosh Fred there’s a good illustration of why you should use the Oxford comma

[Joy Hays @joyhays]

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[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

US weekly jobless claims soar to a record-breaking 3,283,000.

@SteveRattner: "We are clearly in a major recession with major impacts on working men and women in this country that are not going to have their jobs."
https://t.co/b4mO9t3bR2