Ted Prokash

a lot of folks know little about being a boy dad, you simply need to be a bigger bully than toughest kid in his preschool

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sometimes you want to go

where everybody knows your particular proclivities

A Club for Gentlemen: now open 4pm to Close 7 days a week

and we're ALWAYS glad you came...
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I've often been called the Datone Jones of online lit

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@SpragueDawley2 haha, typical 3rd world mindset, Sprague - I have local street urchins festooning my beard with intricate braids as we virtually speak!

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oh, you won the indie lit battle?

that's super cool, bro

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@CaseyBuhr @Brady_Quinn @LaVarArrington also, John's distrust of the Beatles position/status and Yoko's potential as an enabler of his exit

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@PatioBack just me & the boys 'goin down into the sulfur mines'

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@CaseyBuhr negro bordello over and over 4ever

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eyes without a face?
gettahellattahere!!!
that shit spooky!!

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I must warn you...today's exercise will not be pleasant...no feelings will be spared, and those of some loved ones will be hurt...today you are going to rank your pairs of pants in order of importance

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a podcast you say? oh, no thanks, the clamor of my own thoughts is racket plenty big distracting!

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room for cream & sugar? oh, no thanks, I'm all grown up

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praise be!! they opened the hot dog stand just for us rock n rollers! hot dog what a time we had!

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playing a show today at a hot dog stand in Manitowoc, WI...the hot dog stand will be closed...this is what late stage capitalism looks like

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@syntheticsensei Sir Farted

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@cprokash16 you're misunderstanding the tweet

we'll talk

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people disdain you for sitting in the outfield alone at the baseball game because they feel they are owed the opportunity to see your reaction up close when your kid performs poorly, to walk up to you with faux-sheepishness, hands in pockets and say, what happened out there?

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taking stock of my life...yup, there it is...

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@Bjreber1 @WiscoGrant plus then you're in Madison

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a 47-year old Napawaupee man has been charged with six counts of being awesome...more news at 11

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@CaseyBuhr Todd?

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@ColinMGee Lonesome Dove