Clare

I write words. She/her. Left-leaning. I spend more time on Instagram.

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

@TalkTalk Other people are being directed to DM to look into issues. Is there any update available on how long things are expected to be down?

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

@TalkTalk internet gone down, just outside of Glasgow. Your service status site is unavailable too. How can I see what’s going on and how/when it’ll be resolved?

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

Although today’s dude just tops the charts. Has a whole table with three spare seats. I have the *audacity* to take the one opposite him so he has to move his laptop slightly closer to him. How very dare I.

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

Mon-Fri I commute on the busiest (& most expensive) commuter line in Scotland.
It rips my knitting when others look at me like I’m the problem for wanting them to move their bag off the seat next to them so I can get a bloody seat 😡

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

Did your bag pay £16 for a ticket, Steve? No…didn’t think so.

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

@DeanoMachino14 Can’t believe the day is finally here! Congrats pal ☺️

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

Just took out my AirPods and there are three separate groups legitimately shouting conversations at each other. Whyyyyy?

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

People on the train: if I can still hear your conversation over my music and noise cancelling is switched on…you are talking too fucking l o u d on the train. Pls stop.

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

@WiredP @The_D3gausser Darcy needs to be hired immediately

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

Currently distracting myself from drinking a vat of wine by hiding under the duvet and reading my book instead.

Not sure how long this method will hold out for, but it’ll do for now #longestdayever

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

Tuesdays suck and I’m very over this one.

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

This constant waking up between 3-4am is just not the one. C’mon brain - you know I’m tired enough for sleep, lemme do the sleep thing.

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

@ScotRail can I pass on a huge thank you to station staff at Croy this morning - I left my phone (& basically my whole means of comms & money) in a taxi and he went out of his way to help me get in touch with the driver & get it back. Hugely appreciated, thank you!

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

@The_D3gausser Not the paw on the hand 🥹

[Lara Terry @LaraRixon]

Everyone lying in bed tonight, hearing the winds and wondering how much property damage they'll have to deal with tomorrow...#stormIsha

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

Stranded in Edinburgh with no way to get home to Cumbernauld - and no rail replacement @ScotRail
Failures happen, I get it. But no backup isn’t good enough.
My boss is literally taking a 2hr round trip out of his way to drive me home so I’m not stranded.

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

My favourite thing on a Monday morning 🙃

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

Tried to catch Charlie Cat sleeping. By the time I’d got the camera in his direction, he’d done this. I swear to god, I just want a cute sleeping catto photo 😂

[Clare @joyofanonymity]

Trying very hard to have a Good Morning and to make this an excellent day. So the train just randomly hanging out right before the station and making me late is not the vibe I’m aiming for.