Amanda

I’m left-handed. And a Liberal.

[Morgan @simplymorgn]

a good middle manager looks like a guy who just drinks coffee and forwards emails, but his actual job is secretly absorbing insane executive requests so the team can just do their work

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

Ok man, I just checked the UFO files and...man, this changes everything.

Quote from Richard Nixon:

"I was in the White House. President Eisenhower and an alien were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me."

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

When I was a kid, being out in public in your pajamas meant your house was on fire.

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

dialling into a Teams meeting and everyone else is in the room.

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Congrats to Donna Kelce on remodeling her modest Florida home!

[Western Mass Weather @DHTheWeatherNut]

Amazing photograph by the most talented Bob Labrie of the Lunar eclipse over Mt. Greylock and the Veteran’s War Memorial in Adams, MA this morning. @ericfisher @SurfSkiWeather @1DegreeOutside @ContentWxGuy @Eweather13 @ShiriSpear @JimCantore

More of Bob's work here:
https://t.co/8jWaQlt2pk

[John Gumm @JohnGumm]

For a while now, we suspected someone had broken into @Local12 and had been secretly living inside the station to escape the brutally cold winter weather. Now we have an ID on the perpetrator. The authorities have been alerted.

🎥: Noah Schuler, Local 12 Engineering

[miss peggy colorado @muppetsleaze]

to be fair i think beaker has been trying

[Amanda @joyseeker17]

@RealRodLacroix REAL

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Computer: We updated your computer.
Me: Okay.
Computer: Restart now or later?
Me: Later.
Computer: How about now? Restart now or later?
Me: Omg later.
Computer: Technically now is later than before.
Me: LATER
Computer: You know what I’m just gonna restart it now.

[Branko @brankopetric00]

A backup isn't a backup until you have successfully restored from it. Until then, it is just a very expensive file upload called 'Schrödinger's Data'.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

I. LIKE. US.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

HAPPY SUPER BOWL SUNDAY 😃

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Coaches of the Year 🙂‍↕️

[Priyanka Lakhara @codewithpri]

IT’S WILD THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO SAVE SOMETHING AS A PDF IS TO LIE TO YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO PRINT IT 😭😭😭

[erika @yeeeerika]

this btch said deal with it

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

The European mind can’t comprehend slightly prophetic groundhogs

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

WE LIKE US.