Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime

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[Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime @jozalynsharp]

The albums out NOW go listen at the link in my bio 🎧

[eliza butler @elizaisntfunny]

Omg y’all @jozalynsharp’s new comedy album Five Ten Two Eighty is fucking killer

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@Steve_His_Knee What are you saying?

[Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime @jozalynsharp]

Got ashtrays and sweatpants for Christmas so apparently I’m midway through my Pokémon evolution to cigarette Grandma

[Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime @jozalynsharp]

I just want everyone to know that my biological clock is the size of Big Ben. I genuinely get emotional when the @MSGSphere is an emoji. like it’s so cute…i just wanna squeeze him.

[Killer Mike @KillerMike]

I want them trophies 🏆 I will not deny or lie 😆but the prize has been winning hearts and piercing hearts with art! Love bruv! Love and Respect

[Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime @jozalynsharp]

Being a bitch and socially anxious really is like having my own personal Victorian torture device.

I’ll put someone in their place then obsess about it for weeks even though I know I’m right.

FUN!

[Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime @jozalynsharp]

Nothing like the woman on the verge of a mental breakdown and seeing and hearing things in a horror movie getting prescribed half your dose of meds in the movie to remind you just how mentally ill you are.

[eliza butler @elizaisntfunny]

sorry i can’t be her

[Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime @jozalynsharp]

Dark academia aesthetic makes me wanna fucking nut, bro

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Who is your Redemption Drag Race cast?

Mine is:
Farrah Moan
Jasmine Masters
Nina Flowers
Lemon
Tia Kofi
Pangina Heals
Kelly Mantle
Bimini

[Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime @jozalynsharp]

Hey @RuPaulsDragRace let’s have a redemption season where queens who didn’t get their shine but we all love get to come back and compete 🙌🏼

[Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime @jozalynsharp]

Hey @RuPaulsDragRace let’s have a redemption season where queens who didn’t get their shine but we all love get to come back and compete 🙌🏼

[Matt Rife @mattrife]

Stop yelling out at shows and ruining it for people who know how to act in public at an event ❤️🙄

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@BeckyFromAlaska DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON SEA URCHINS

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Budtender: $200 for an ounce this is such a a good deal!

Me, a millennial stoner who used to buy an ounce of shake as good as top bud for $75:

[Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime @jozalynsharp]

Me an ACAB person when someone called me the “woke police” yesterday

[Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime @jozalynsharp]

@wolfiecomedy Hope you’re okay bud

[Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime @jozalynsharp]

Ron Perlman has been will always be one of my biggest celebrity crushes but him threatening the studio execs who said that dehumanizing disgusting shit about the strike. This is my new favorite PornHub category

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Hey Sacramento! I’m coming back to @Laughs1207 this July 28-29 and tickets are on sale now. I’m as unhinged and lacking the social awareness of what should be kept to myself as ever. All i do onstage is overshare and spill the tea on myself, so come hang and get you a lil sip ☕️

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@hannahjonescool I will not be 🥲 but I’m trying to come back in September and I’m October

[Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime @jozalynsharp]

What’s super weird about being a female/fem presenting comic is we’re so rarely booked on shows together. And so we rarely get to work with female comics we’ve looked up to. So here’s putting it out in the universe the following is a thread of comics I want to collaborate with: