juan. josé 🛸

wut

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Saturday morning. Practicing my drink holding in case anyone invites me to a party later

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Who cares about that, do you not see Zohran wearing insignia of a genocidal terrorist organization

[Babs @barbararezzo]

Desculpa chefe, não vou trabalhar hoje, preciso imprimir a nova encíclica e ler ela com meus próprios olhos

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

clearing my schedule so I can read the Pope's 42,000 word manifesto on AI and the inherent dignity of man so I can continue to be everyone's designated Catholic friend, I'll keep you all posted.

[Mars Thunderbird @MarsThunderbird]

@artwithinpod never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with the pope

[Frutas Críticas @diesonnenlicht]

Sua Santidade, permita-me dizer que canetaste. 🙏🏾

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

drinking coffee and people watching in Europe is a top 10 activity

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

This is very important information.

[B24 @B24PT]

the streets won't forget 2025 Max Verstappen.

[Dutchmaxflying 🇳🇱 @dutchmaxflying]

“It’s always so uncomfortable to have Verstappen starting behind you”🙂‍↕️

[B24 @B24PT]

JOÃO NEVES DE LIVRE DIRETO! 🤯🔥

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📸 - THIS FREE KICK IS F*CKING INSANE BY JOAO NEVES!

WHO NEEDS CRISTIANO RONALDO FOR FREE KICKS?!

[Bowtied German || 🐓 @bowtiedgerman]

Finding Dua Lipa attractive means you don't have the epigenetic europid blood memory of distrusting gypsies. I look at this woman and my DNA tells me she's just distracting me so her brothers can steal my livestock.

[MAX @616WAYNE]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[Juggbob Hitalickpants (PAWG) @GalaxyFoamFlexa]

i really don’t even fucking care anymore

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

this and a small town where somethings not right

[Mesh I ميش @MeshMushi]

HOLY AURA MY GODDDDDD

[Nekias (Nuh-KAI-us) Duncan @NekiasNBA]

….how is this not a disqualification lol