CEO of MonkeyCorp

professional loiterer.

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

No scandals.

No affairs.

No interceptions.

Just a terrible football coach.

[SPG @SPG9814]

Ty Simpson after we scored the game winning touchdown 😭😂

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

MY HEAD COACH IS UNDEFEATED AGAINST KIRBY, SARK, AND LANNING

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Most people would think that’s there to protect him from an active shooter or something but it’s really there to protect him from Anthony Volpe’s fielding 😭😭😭

[yume nikki minaj à trois @jun3buggy]

all our best detectives are on the case

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

these are the guys in charge of catching the shooter btw

they are never finding that mf

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

I wasn't anywhere near State of Utah at all from period Frankie MacDonald

[NGB @TheGoatMahomes]

Patrick Mahomes has unfollowed the Cheifs on Instagram 👀

[Mid-Major Tom @midmajortom]

The Boise State AD just responded to an account called RackofTits69 and promised to schedule the Idaho Vandals, resurrecting an in-state rivalry that has been dead for over 15 years. College football is something else

[Jalin Troutman @JalinTroutman35]

College sports rivalries are next level

[Jay🤟🏾 @2WayJay2]

We used to watch Gods play

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Wtf this gotta do with me?

[jets west @jetstothewest]

damn she’s just like me

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“We gon be alright”

“No y’all aint”

The Bengals have brought Ochocinco to tears & Unc is pouring it on

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

You've gotta be fucking kidding me

[Zoo krueger @Zookrueger]

Life of a New york #Jets fan

[Browns Iran @Browns_Iran]

این مرد کوچولوی قدرتمند توپ می شناسد و اگر روزی به ایران سفر کنید من شما را به مسابقات قهرمانی مسابقات بز دوانی می برم و سپس می توانید با همسرم رابطه جنسی داشته باشید.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Donald Trump showing up to the Republican National Convention