Jon Palochko

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

joe biden

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

18 years ago today, a legendary game took place in Scranton, PA 🏀

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

ARE YOU KIDDING US JAKE!?

[The Always Sunny Podcast @TheSunnyPodcast]

Happy birthday to our wonderful friend, comedy legend, and father figure to us all, the incomparable Danny DeVito!

Love,
The Always Sunny Podcast ☀️🎧
#dannydevito

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

SATURDAYS FOOTBALL BEER

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO RETWEETS THIS WILL WIN MY MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY!

CHICAGO BEARS VS PITTSBURGH STEELERS!

WIN THE PARLAY, MY BOOK, MY SHOUTOUT!

MUST BE FOLLOWING ME AND RETWEET TO WIN!

I’LL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 7:45 ET!
TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS ON!

#NFL #CHIvsPIT

[Jon Palochko @jpalochko3]

@Stephen_Gross23 @naturallight @Stephen_Gross23 😳

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

In honor of @StuartFeiner’s birthday https://t.co/xXHOiPs3Yf

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Top U.S. government officials declared the election to be “the most secure” in history, saying there was no sign any voting system was compromised. https://t.co/ziMzKz226y

[Jon Palochko @jpalochko3]

@JPalochko @Stephen_Gross23 Heyna

[... @conytrevors]

If y’all need a reference as to why those anti mask people are being compared to the people of Paunee from parks and rec, here it is...🙏🏼

[You can’t reach me 😘❤️ @_SupremeQueen_]

Y’all... Drita from Mob Wives narrating the Kim Vs. Kourtney fight is the funniest thing I’ve seen all night. 💀💀💀💀

[Jackie Palochko @JPalochko]

Gov. Tom Wolf: All Pennsylvania schools will remain closed until further notice.

[Jon Palochko @jpalochko3]

@Just_in_case316 @barstoolsports Hahahahahah

[Noah Syndergaard @Noahsyndergaard]

How...Dare...You (you win Twitter😂)

[Jon Palochko @jpalochko3]

@marthalaytos 🌚🌚

[Jon Palochko @jpalochko3]

@AaronRodgers12 how much money did you bet on this game??

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Deal. Hey @MikeTrout you want in on this? I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I like your hair. These are all the things we can talk about and more. See you in 2020!

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

#StartSpreadingTheNews, this series is TIED!

Final: Yankees 6, Astros 4.