J. Patrick Pepper

Communicator, storyteller, indefatigable bon vivant. Tweets are mine.

[J. Patrick Pepper @jpatpep]

We hired movers for Aug. 22 and @PODS is restricting driveway access again, at the worst possible time. (5/5)

The pattern has become remarkably consistent:

Commit to a date → delay 1–2 days → miss/change that date → push it another 5–7 days.

Twice. Both houses.

[J. Patrick Pepper @jpatpep]

We rented a @PODS container for one simple reason: declutter our house before it went on the market Aug. 11. A few pieces of furniture, kids’ toys and crafts. Load it, PODS takes it away, delivers it to the new house, then removes it. Easy, right? (1/5)

[J. Patrick Pepper @jpatpep]

Eventually: pickup Aug. 13 → delivery to new house Aug. 14. I scheduled the empty @PODS to be removed Aug. 15.

Then the exact same cycle started again:

Aug. 15 → rescheduled to Aug. 17.

Aug. 17 → no-show. No call. No communication.

Aug. 18 → rescheduled to Aug. 24. (4/5)

[J. Patrick Pepper @jpatpep]

@MysterySolvent Aricept.

[Ron Burton @CoachRonBurton]

The Spittoon returns HOME #GoGreen

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@pbump 🎼“I thought you knew”

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@therecount @AOC R

[J. Patrick Pepper @jpatpep]

@HowardKurtz Maybe he gets more coverage than any former president because he hasn’t gracefully stepped back from public life like every other president in recent history.

[J. Patrick Pepper @jpatpep]

@ReneCizio 😱

[J. Patrick Pepper @jpatpep]

@heyadiana The Republican Party is led by a guy who lives at the country club he owns 🤷‍♂️

[J. Patrick Pepper @jpatpep]

@daveweigel Detroit? The People Mover doesn’t really count.

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@AdmiralGou @tina_nguyen @mattsheffield The apostrophe suggests a contraction: Learn our history “is” great again.

[J. Patrick Pepper @jpatpep]

@mrk_fshr Hahahahahaha

[J. Patrick Pepper @jpatpep]

@RubleKB There is zero chance that dude scaled a 15-foot wall.

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@chrissolari Now that Maryland’s off, any chance MSU plays Iowa instead? I hear they’re free this weekend.

[J. Patrick Pepper @jpatpep]

@Bruno_J_Navarro @NickKristof Jeffrey Epstein raped girls who weren’t old enough to legally consent, FYI.

[J. Patrick Pepper @jpatpep]

@GopherFootball Then why are the letters spaced apart?

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@DefenseBaron Pop