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Captain obvious.

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

It's impressive to see the number of US fans who don't understand - aren't aware of? - yellow card accumulation.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

We wanted to understand what’s happening with the Strait of Hormuz. So we talked to five raw milk drinkers at an emergency room in Idaho.

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

Massive sub-tweet at Pep and Tiki-Taka

[Rob @journalism_rp]

I'm going to sound very dinosaur-esque here but bare with me. The best Chelsea sides throughout history have been archetyped by 4 key things. We currently have none of them. (A long thread)

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

@charlieputh that Rhodes was just [chefs kiss].

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

@ManagerTactical Adams - Tessman - Cardoso - Roldan.

Berhalter goes in 2030.

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

@loganredingerr I’m going to get dragged but Weah > Dest.

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

@SassyXtr Croatia

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

@CFCMods Firminho.

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

This 3 day summit could have been a group chat.

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

Not a bubble.

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

@raycastapp Still getting flagged by Microsoft Defender: Trojan:MacOS/Multiverze!rfn

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

@t_blom This request had been made by an executive at every all hands meeting in Silicon Valley for last 18 months.

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

@jack tax billionaires at 95%

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

Wait, I didn't read Art of the Deal. What part are we at now?

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

https://t.co/Qe2oiqLor8

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

So, I've been leaning into split mech keyboards the last two years: Glove80, Charachorder, ZSA Moonlander, Keychron Q11 ... even a steno keyboard with Plover.

And the one thing that they all appear to have done is decide to relegate navigation to a second class citizen.

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

@jonpbaker Fascinating. Ordered a dining room table from Arhaus. Table top and legs arrive and look amazing out of the box. But they drilled the wrong holes for the legs at the factory so they can’t attach.

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

Holy leading questions, Batman.

[Harry Stebbings @HarryStebbings]

This is why Founders need to hire a CRO pre-product.

“You need a sales expert that can conduct 1,000’s of phone calls.

Asking questions like:

- Will you get value out of it?
- How would you get value out of it?
- What are some of the things you need to see in the product?

Entrepreneurs think they know, but they don’t.”

Love to hear your thoughts on this @bhalligan @howietl

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

Been back in the US for 3.5 years after 9 years in Europe and the two industries that are consistently and glaringly fucked are 1) home construction industry and 2) food quality - diet diversity, pesticides and preservatives.

If there is anything that needs more regulation.

[jpatrick @jpatrick]

@carlvellotti “Your team's found a bunch of UX improvements that could enhance the overall user experience, but individually they're unlikely to move any key metrics.”

This is a non sequitir.