Jeremy Pavleck

Former IT pleb turned writer.

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Hey @WORGODICP , DM me if you could, I want to explore that idea an asshole once had about a podcast. No you don't know me.

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I published “A reminder that Angela Lauria is a fraud.” on @Medium https://t.co/0G8NE7PtWO

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I'm going to start a nonprofit that helps men of divorce who has everything taken from them.

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@Uber_Support Someone used my CC to pay for an Uber ride, will you guys fix this or should I just have my CC do a chargeback?

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My keyboard is sending this tweet all by itself.

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And time keeps on ticking https://t.co/pMSjtVhbg8

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#smile

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This is how my year sounded on @Spotify. Get your 2020 Wrapped now #2020Wrapped
https://t.co/F1EgWRB8Kd

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Hey guys, how about a blast from the past? This picture goes all the way back to March 3rd, 2020

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Hey @CarMax , quick question. I switched to a different vehicle on 10/09/2020, I'm supposed to get a mail refund of $600 for the difference between the old down and the new one - how long will it take to arrive?

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I'M TALKING ABOUT PIPING SPAGHETTIOS INTO STALE TWINKIES AND EATING THEM NAKED IN THE SHOWER WITH A BOTTLE OF JAEGER

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So far, just this week alone, 3 different people have asked me "why are you so sweet"?'

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@CarMax Why is it so hard to get your salespeople to email me? I'll be trying my 3rd DFW store today. I'm pre-approved, I have a list of vehicles, I just want to know what the payment/down will be on them, and then just buy 1 and have it delivered. Its like pulling teeth

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Let's say that the odds of meeting someone in a blue shirt today are 1 in 3650. How would I calculate the odds of meeting 2 blue shirts today? Of 3?

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@rfoust Awesome, thank you sir

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General question. If you have an #iphone and you're connected to WiFi, can you still receive and send texts even if service is spotty, or they have a different carrier or an Android device?

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@MisterAntiBully I'm so glad I moved out of there 7 years ago

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@DoorDash_Help Why does the store page for masks keep telling me I'm not a dasher? I am!

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How I spent Sunday morning - got paid to pick 2 locks at a 7-11.

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@MyLittleBloggie A damn job