Wordsmith of Filth

I'm a rubbish photography graduate, a fundraiser, FFC supporter, gin drinker, cheese eater & most importantly aunty & sister. I don't apologise for my swearing

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So glad to see I'm not alone going through the emotional ringer of that episode. Farewell Sister Monica Joan-that Teddy bear 😭 It's the end of an era #callthemidwife

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@ODEONHelp @ODEONCinemas Hi sent a message yesterday but u haven't heard back yet. Thanks

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@ODEONCinemas hi your live chat is down. I've accidentally permanently deleted my confirmation email with my ticket & pre ordered snacks for Sunday. I luckily saved the seat in my Google wallet so have a booking code. How can I get the email resent? Odi just goes round in circles

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@RealBobMortimer We did a school singing competition about stranger danger when I was at primary school with my sisters in the 80s & he was one of the judges with Brian Cant 😂 such a nice guy. My dad dined out on that for years as he was playing along on guitar so insisted on a pic he had framed

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If people ever ask why you don't date..... I've literally just been walking up the street when some random overgrown teenagers make pig noises behind my back. You little cunts haven't got a clue what I've been through & how much I'm having to come to terms my new life and body 🤬

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Gutted Blue Islands have ceased trading. I'm supposed to be taking my mum to Guernsey next year to thank her for looking after me through all my cancer treatment. They were the only ones flying from Newcastle @FlyLoganair please take over the route 🤞

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You're famous @IWoM85 😂

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@MichaelRosenYes Another reason for me to hate this song more than I already do 😂

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A total polar opposite day so far. This morning I was being all practical buying and replacing a rear brake light bulb. I'm now at a Greek fest event which seems like a giant mamma mia hen do. I'm only here for the food-should have bought ear plugs!

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Loving Edgar Allan Poe in University Challenge this evening 😂

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@AuschwitzMuseum @Nicky74Arad & it is not anti semitic to condemn a regime as it not attacking your religious beliefs. Mixing politics & religion is a dangerous battle we've seen play out over centuries. Anti semitism is awful, the Holocaust is horrific & should never be forgotten. But is it happening again

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@AuschwitzMuseum @Nicky74Arad In the current circumstances asking for an Israeli flag which had not been permitted in advance to be lowered is right. Not all Jews are Israeli & to conflate the flag to represent "Judaism" is false. Israel doesn't own the religion, this is not a slight to Jews specifically.....

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@justbradfield @MartinSLewis Same. I even remember the dealer disappeared off to work out which company to use telling me 2 others wouldn't let me borrow & only motonovo would apparently. The thought of him doing some deal 🤬 especially when he spent the whole time talking to my brother in law & not me!

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@ayaonx Dirty dancing

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@MaatPlastique @segar_petal Oh god that Manchester one is awful! A colleague to book our team into the hotel-a bargain she said, looks nice in the photos. Hideous, bouncers on the doors set off the alarm bells & later in the "bar" someone had puked up on the carpet & they just put a wet floor sign over it

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Enjoying my sister accompanying the Prudhoe Community Choir singing @SamRyderMusic "Space Man"

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@IWoM85 @TouretteIn Oreos are a bit shit really anyway. I'm aiming for a traditional deep fried mars bar on a trip to Scotland 😂

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Anyone got any decent tips for the remainder of Ascot week? Trying to see if I can make a few extra quid

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God day time tv is shit. I'm sat in a hospital waiting room with This Morning on talking about "bargains" in the supermarket which are not bargains at all. Loose women coming up.... vacuous shite.