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Law, politics, sports and snark, in varying degrees of priority depending on the day.

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@svdate I

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@ClueHeywood Oh shit, C. I’m sorry.

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The ��I’ll pick you up at Dulles” level of relationship has been replaced by “I’ll cross the NATO Summit cordon” standard of care

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Yes, we've already updated his bio.

[Matt Glassman @MattGlassman312]

People with bad news to dump, call your PR folks ASAP.

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@gtconway3d This seems like something I should have learned in law school

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@CNN Have one of your producers call any Columbia College grad. It’s been over 20 years since I was on campus and I can identify the gates/buildings in a nanosecond. Your on air folks are floundering on their campus geography

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@martin_jurek I have thoughts!

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@strowhiro Tul of course! I got #penflenced and if I’m not using a fountain pen, it’s Tul all the way.

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When you find yourself with 8 minutes before your next conference call and buy an inordinate number of pens, you blame @strowhiro

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@Chewy I got a Percy. Percy got his prescription food.

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@law_champagne DM me- I know someone who is life altering and specializes in helping women/lawyers. And she’s awesome to boot.

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@freelancelawmom Does it have helpful language such as “dated as of X but *intended* to be effective as of…”?

[Lawtrades @Lawtrades]

lawyer math is being undefeated in court because you’re a transactional attorney

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@Sling permium?

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@_jayayjay Not before age 2-3

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@KatiePhang @gtconway3d I want that magic scale he used so it can turn me into Giselle

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@MelKalEsq @strowhiro Early career: Ann Taylor; Nordstom. Now: consignment stores (St. John for Ann Taylor prices!), Everlane, Spanx, Universal Standard, Nordstrom (all online)

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@NetflixTudum Please proofread this for Lana/Lisa. You have some embarrassing errors, including in a subheading.

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@capitalweather Yup. Woodley Park.