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[Jdoc @jpdoc369]

@PassionPosts I love her too

[Jdoc @jpdoc369]

It's a rough morning when a guy has to sit down to pee...

[Jdoc @jpdoc369]

I'll take awkward silence over a bullshit conversation any day!

[Relatable Feelings @omgrelatabIe]

Every time I trust somebody, they show me why I shouldn't.

[Westy🦋 @KezWesty]

I miss a lot of things but none of them are you

[Shawn Joseph Niles @Beer4AGoodTime]

Those who say there are no stupid questions have clearly never proposed marriage.

[Midnight Cowboy 🇺🇸 @cowboyjeffkent]

Women are like whiskey in that at some point they probably will kill you

[Jdoc @jpdoc369]

Oh you have kids!? That's great! I don't want to hear about them..

[Jdoc @jpdoc369]

If your in your 40's and play dungeon and dragons. Don't tell people about it! We don't fuckin care....

[Jdoc @jpdoc369]

It's Monday. Please let me finish my coffee before you decide to tell me about your whole weekend...

[Jdoc @jpdoc369]

Guy at work:
"Look how big my sandwich is! It's Like a football"
Me:
"Good eat it and shut the fuck up! And Please choke!"