Shawn Joseph Niles

I'm not really a day drinking, perverted, sardonic ass from Canada, I just play one on planet earth. I reserve the right to ignore dms or mock you endlessly..

[Shawn Joseph Niles @Beer4AGoodTime]

When amazonian tribes first saw a camera they were afraid it would capture their souls.

Smart phones prove they may have been right.

[Shawn Joseph Niles @Beer4AGoodTime]

At the end of the day;
Politics, Prejudice and Pre-conceived notions aside...

Aren't we all seeking the same thing?

Safety, Security, Love, Respect, Appreciation, Acceptance and Opportunity?

[Shawn Joseph Niles @Beer4AGoodTime]

@mamastekait @__Lorzz As the man on the "receiving" end I can honestly say that it was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life. "BEAUTIFUL" MY ASS.

[Shawn Joseph Niles @Beer4AGoodTime]

I think I just right this moment decided that I may want to get involved in local politics with an eye towards federal/global politics. Heaven help us all if it turns out that I'm right and we all actually want to see an "average" guy throwing his hat into the ring.

[Shawn Joseph Niles @Beer4AGoodTime]

That awkward moment where finding your center requires 3 right turns and 8 lefts.

[Shawn Joseph Niles @Beer4AGoodTime]

So who is the best lawyer on my follower list? I may need one versed in human rights and civil liberties abuses. Shoot me a DM

[Shawn Joseph Niles @Beer4AGoodTime]

Hmm... Reviewing random pics, I think my hotel room may be haunted. At least the filter in the Aircon is helping to collect them.

[Shawn Joseph Niles @Beer4AGoodTime]

Ghosts in the machine (woven clothing)?

[Shawn Joseph Niles @Beer4AGoodTime]

Anyone find media promoting the unthinkable & pressuring you to compromise
Your values?

Public agencies aiding the vices they claim to help you escape?

Government reps completely on board as well?

Just on my local network? I need a new provider.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

“you can be anything you set your mind to” i didn’t set my mind to anxious and yet here i am

[The Angel 🖤 @Angel_150913]

If anyone needs an alibi, I’m your girl.

[Social Outcast @SocialOutcast82]

I only sell locally sourced bullshit.

[Shawn Joseph Niles @Beer4AGoodTime]

1 man, mostly housetrained. Requires frequent attention, sexercise and affection. Free to a good home. Inquire within.

[Shawn Joseph Niles @Beer4AGoodTime]

That odd moment when you realize that everyone who sees it comments on how shitty, broken and not worth fixing your truck is, yet they all fight over the opportunity to book a time to drive it...

[MStallion🍏 @MaximilusM]

The older I get ,the more I realize the value of staying low key and only letting certain people in. You can be open, honest and real while still understanding not everyone deserves a seat at your table.

[Shawn Joseph Niles @Beer4AGoodTime]

@TheSocialCTV @NeilPasricha I am awesome... But; how'd you know?

[The Social @TheSocialCTV]

You are awesome—and don't you forget it!

RETWEET TO WIN... a copy of @NeilPasricha's book, #YouAreAwesome. The book explores how we navigate change and wrestle with failure. It's also the perfect pandemic read.

Rules and regs: https://t.co/K8gWTBy2qt

[Breakfast 🍩 ☕️ 🍑 @donutscoffeeme]

Humor is the emotional duct tape that holds me together

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

if you comment "i am so turned on right now" to every political post, you can make it so no one wants to argue politics with you

[| b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’s̶ name | @_maybe_not_ever]

might get up & do stuff,
might stay in bed for six yrs & call it art

[Kelsey McEwen @KelseyMcEwen]

THIS IS AMAZING!