J. Pizzle

So delighted. I've a heart condition. I've a heart condition. If you hit me it's murder! WASP

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

@NUFC Team's gonna need container loads of Knox to recover

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

In celebration of #YorkshireDay, I present to you the Sean Bean Bastard Collection.

Sound up, bastards.

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

@Doddsy228904442 @Sambonufc The money we get for him buys hope

[Billingham Town FC @BillinghamTown]

CLUB STATEMENT

The club would like to address rumours circulating on social media regarding unacceptable behaviour following today’s game away to Seaham Red Star.

After a brief investigation, we can confirm that Billingham Town supporter Phil Smith has received a lifetime ban from the club and has been reported to the Northern League, The FA and Cleveland Police.

Although we are delighted to see Town win, and appreciate that celebrations can occasionally go a little too far, ordering a strawberry daiquiri in a pub, with the lads, on a matchday cannot—and will not—be tolerated.

Furthermore, to ensure the club does not encourage similar behaviour in future, lager tops will no longer be served in the clubhouse.

The club considers the matter closed.

#UTT

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

@Keir_Starmer Deluded, dangerous traitor, unfortunately it will now get worse

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

@LukeEdwardsTele @LeeDForster You have to massively increase the commercial revenues and get a conveyor belt of academy players to sell at total profit, or the club invests startup tech companies and gets lucky

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

@jimmyhtfc Come on Spain! And hope for a strong, honest ref

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

@OptaJoe I think the technical term is "shat it"

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

@jimmyhtfc Same as watching Newcastle for most of the past year.

Defend deep for too long, oh look they've scored, oh look they've scored again

Lose

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

#England

Don't bother turning up for the third/forth place game, nobody cares, and it's France

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

@JacobsBen Just resign

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

@linford0 I'd take that if it meant Howe left somehow

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

I can see a silver lining

Tuchel sacked tonight/tomorrow

The best English manager steps forward, Eddie Howe for England

Poch to #NUFC

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

Hope the refs for the #fifaworldcup are better than tonight

Spain will need some protection from those Argie thuggish cheats

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

@jimmyhtfc Like father like son, taught him everything he knows

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

@Im_RobM And so it came to pass...

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

He's still dead and they will always be ours

Come on #España

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

@nothnspeciaI @NUFC7890 So three years ago?

[J. Pizzle @jpearson0]

In Spain, football isn't on the TV, currently streaming from Netherlands on a small phone. Eldest is watching the screen through binoculars

Come on England

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Happy Waterloo Day.
Unless you is French, of course. 🤣🤣